Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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MURPHYCHACHO 5
**** him. It's your body and your right to do with it as you please. If my boyfriend pressured me to shave or trim anything down there, he'd get laughed at. He's not even close to having any kind of say in the matter, as I'm the one who has to deal with it on a daily basis.
karma_89812 0
Grapefruitzoe is right actually, the hair creates kind of a "cushion" if you will to help keep bacteria OUT, though it is up to each individual what their personal preference is. If it wasn't supposed to be there, why do we have it, right?
theunderfighter 0
Ok, seriously, some of you are speaking like you have a major emotional attachment to your pubes. Chill out. He's being lighthearted about it, and yes, it was a dick-ish move. But I wouldn't say he was a total asshole about it. And no, shaven isn't a pedo preference. I like a smooth body, be it on the vag, or the legs, or arms. It just feels good. And It is NOT uncommon to find a guy with shaven pubes too, so quit acting like he doesn't already shave his.
snowFML 0
wooow, no ******* biggie. if he's asking you to trim, meaning it's way too ******* long. Like really, it's not fun to **** a ball of hair, at least keep it short enough that your ******'s within thrusting distance.
Puolukka 4
#125 I agree...I had it the other way...I usually shave because I personally feel cleaner that way and my husband told me not to anymore because it looks 'like a little kid'...I couldn't care less...I still shave. And if it was the opposite, I'd still not let him decide what I do or don't do down there. And I'm pretty sure that the OP is well-groomed and that her bf wants her to shave and not just trim...I don't know how disgusting people can be in America, no offense, but in Germany you hardly ever see people with hair sticking out of the bikini bottoms...so she probably does trim, just not as much as he'd like to see...
jasax1 0
I would like to think trimming is common courtesy, for both genders.
NELU_fml 0
#27, ur awesome. Pubes suck, but u don't have to go all out. Keeping it trimed shouldn't be too much to ask. And how do u girls like sucking on hairy balls. I didn't think so...
anjyu22 0
Unfortunately for the boys, as #126 has said, shaving is not hygienic. There is a reason the hair is there. Women who don't shave probably experience half the UTIs of women who do - but then, every individual is different and there are many other factors that go into who gets 'em and who doesn't, just sayin' (and waiting for the snipe about women who shave simply getting more sex as the cause :))
finkplamingoes 0
he better be trimming his mess down there for you too or else that's way F'ed up!! (it's kinda F'ed up anyway, lol)
twindaddy 0
In all honesty, if the OP wants her boyfriend to go down on her, then she should mow the yard. There is nothing worse than fighting through a bush face first.