Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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Comments (281)
AdamGD 0
At least he didn't leave you! If you need scissors down there, then he is a hero for dealing with it for this long.
Superman1993 0
well at least you found it before your shower so you didnt have to wash down their again :P
omglyktotally78 0
Well take it as a god damn hint and shave your pus pus instead of bitching about it on FML....no one likes coughing up a hairball down there. You disgust me.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Jerk. He should ask politely. It's a PRIVILEGE to have access to genitals you like, and NOT a right.
diet_otaku 0
how is this FYL? your boyfriend wants you to groom yourself, so do it. body hair is gross anyway.
easylazy 0
I could so see his fml: "Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. It was sooo hairy-- it was gross. I kept hinting to her to shave it but she wouldn't listen, so I finally put scissors on her door, but she still hasn't listened. FML"
RyanRaygun 0
It's not even just a sexual thing. It's a hygienic thing too. Chia pets are so 80's.
GrapefruitZoe 0
#80, I agree with you.
mohit88 0
Shave ur shit bitch
omglyktotally78 0
take it as a god damn hint to get rid of your pussy hair! im sure he doesnt like coughing up a hairball down there so do him a favor and shave it! You disgust me miss hairy pussy.