By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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antbait11 0

at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door

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Jaywin 3

Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.

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AdamGD 0

At least he didn't leave you! If you need scissors down there, then he is a hero for dealing with it for this long.

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Superman1993 0

well at least you found it before your shower so you didnt have to wash down their again :P

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omglyktotally78 0

Well take it as a god damn hint and shave your pus pus instead of bitching about it on FML....no one likes coughing up a hairball down there. You disgust me.

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GrapefruitZoe 0

Jerk. He should ask politely. It's a PRIVILEGE to have access to genitals you like, and NOT a right.

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diet_otaku 0

how is this FYL? your boyfriend wants you to groom yourself, so do it. body hair is gross anyway.

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easylazy 0

I could so see his fml: "Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. It was sooo hairy-- it was gross. I kept hinting to her to shave it but she wouldn't listen, so I finally put scissors on her door, but she still hasn't listened. FML"

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RyanRaygun 0

It's not even just a sexual thing. It's a hygienic thing too. Chia pets are so 80's.

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omglyktotally78 0

take it as a god damn hint to get rid of your pussy hair! im sure he doesnt like coughing up a hairball down there so do him a favor and shave it! You disgust me miss hairy pussy.

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