Miscellaneous: Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair...

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By NothowIimaginedmyday - 03/10/2015 04:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2016 02:38

Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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antbait11 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:05

at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door

Jaywin 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:02

Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.

Comments

GrapefruitZoe 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:15

RyanRaygun, it's hygienic NOT to shave.

kellster 2

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:15

No worries - do it, and then leave him the exact same note. Fair is fair!

Faminn123 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:17

Trimmed is different than shaved... Trimmed is a good thing!

PAH108 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:17

A nice picture deserves a frame.

RyanRaygun 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:23

Grapefruitzoe, are you kidding? The ****** is a self cleaning machine. Hair just traps bacteria and gross bits that cause terrible smells.

infidelboy 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:32

#12 get a life. #5, HILARIOUS. YDI for not trimming

Samael_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:36

#31 & #55, shaving one's pubic hair is no more "pre-pubescent" than a man shaving his face or a woman shaving her legs. Just because you don't like shaving down there is no reason to attempt such a pathetic insult as implying that those who do are perverts.

elsieenchanted 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:37

lmao wow. and your boyfriend... "Thang"?

necrophrenic 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:41

Whoa, thought it was a nightmare, Lo it's all so true, They told me ,"Don't go walkin' slow Devils on the loose." Better run through the jungle, Better run through the jungle, Better run through the jungle, Woa Dont look back to see