Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
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Idiotskillme 20
At least he has manners :)
BoltTheSuperdog 22
At least you know that he respects your privacy!
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Comments (228)
thestoryofmylyf 20
He was being sweet, it's kinda cute...
kcluvsgac10 4
At least you have a boyfriend that's polite and respects your "privacy".
Ryodin 11
That's when you give it a minute and tell him its okay to come back in, now posing provocatively. If he doesn't get it at that point you should feel bad for dating someone so slow...
JimmyHasNoHands 7
he might have done this because OP has gotten mad at him in the past for barging in when she is indecent. that was my first thought
gaydragon 13
Be glad he's nice enough to apologize, not many guys are like that op.
PainOfDemise 11
Damn, that's surprising, but in a good way.
thrillinghamster 10
That's kinda cute ..
IxCallxBULLSHIT 9
That's so cute!
JanisEvans 10
That's not being seductive. Being seductive is an art and involves subtlety. Running around without your knickers equals shouting "**** me right now". Not attractive.
LoopyLuuLuu 7
I think you're half right, at least. Too many people have no clue how to really seduce anyone, even their own SO's. Still, nothing wrong or unattractive about the straightforward, "eff me right now" approach either, depending on the relationship. It's just not really "seductive" for most.
chwingading 5
He was trying to be a gentleman