Love, Kids and Babies: Deadbeat - FML

Deadbeat

By Anonymous - 19/08/2021 17:59

Today, I reached a year and a half of working from home by myself, while taking care of my baby, since my boyfriend left me when we got pregnant. Something he’d always pushed for. Guess in the end it was just me doing the pushing. FML

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Chazzster 26

Thursday 19 August 2021 19:25

I’m sorry - that’s a very sad situation for you and for your child. Please remember this in the future and try not to be taken advantage of again. Contact the appropriate agency to force the child’s father to pay child support. He doesn’t get a free ride.

Hangryko 26

Friday 20 August 2021 0:22

He's referring to a recently republished FML, not about OP personally. Still, your comment threw me off, Richard.

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Chazzster 26

Thursday 19 August 2021 19:25

I’m sorry - that’s a very sad situation for you and for your child. Please remember this in the future and try not to be taken advantage of again. Contact the appropriate agency to force the child’s father to pay child support. He doesn’t get a free ride.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 19 August 2021 19:49

He only pushed during the sexy time. Maybe he left when he found you named the baby for the ex-boyfriend you are still stalking.

Hangryko 26

Friday 20 August 2021 0:22

He's referring to a recently republished FML, not about OP personally. Still, your comment threw me off, Richard.

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