Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
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Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
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Idiotskillme 20
At least he has manners :)
BoltTheSuperdog 22
At least you know that he respects your privacy!
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Comments (228)
anna123456123456 7
He actually sounds like he's sweet!
IAmMe204 25
Maybe he had a tough day at work and was just spaced out when he got there... :)
warsun 27
What the in the living heck is manners?! TELL ME NOW
tjw1616 21
lol aww you have the cutest bf ever :) hes quite the gentleman, count yourself lucky! if you really want to seduce him though, I'd try being more direct
KweenChelly 6
That's so cute!
worldclassrager 39
Then wear something skimpy or imply What you want...
damnit1989 16
That is cute. Sounds like something my boyfriend would do :-)
PeachiePrincess 16
Well, at least he was trying to be a gentleman. He may be your boyfriend, but a guy should still have manners around his girl.
Jose73 8
That's such a cute story! Somehow, your relationship gives off a more healthy feeling than most I see on this site. If he is a virgin like he sounds, please please PLEASE be gentle, take it slow, and wait until he is ready. Guys need that too, and way too many women dont appreciate it. He sounds cute~
aalliee 4
He's a gentleman for that! Keeper!