Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
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Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
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Top comments
Idiotskillme 20
At least he has manners :)
BoltTheSuperdog 22
At least you know that he respects your privacy!
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Comments (228)
AlexCanada77 13
Aww, he's a keeper, lady!
nmartinez2018 10
Canadiens, man.
itcomesinthrees 10
I doubt he's a pro hockey player.... Unless you meant Canadians, Canadiens are an NHL team.
hazardmuffin 21
That's actually incredibly cute :) Sounds like you found a really sweet guy.
SheTheOtaku 21
There's nothing wrong with that, it's sweet.
alicat13 12
A decent man, at last. Just when I thought there was no hope for mankind!
vietmanx 10
You're dating a child.
owlcityobsession 2
what a rude thing to say, just because this man has respect for the OP and knows how to give his woman some privacy makes him a child? Seriously? Anyone who doesn't know how to treat their partner with respect is a child in my opinion.
LUFT 12
how adorably innocent, he's a keeper
BrotherPhil 35
Aahh! Bless.
idontcaremuch 7
Now that man has manners! Respect for him:)
ethancano 11
what a nice guy