Miscellaneous: It's hot! - FML

It's hot!

By joyf - 08/12/2019 20:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

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You deserved it 8 216

Flasher

By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

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You deserved it 12 026

By AccidentalFlasher - 08/01/2016 02:08 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

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You deserved it 5 615

By Amanda Ross - 18/11/2010 23:12 - United States

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

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You deserved it 11 841

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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You deserved it 1 974

This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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You deserved it 10 376

By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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You deserved it 7 129

Thermoregulation wars

By NoCirculation - 24/11/2020 14:03 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, my boyfriend is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I'm wearing leggings, sweatpants, a vest, t-shirt, jumper and hoodie. If we turn the heating any higher, he starts overheating and sweating. At the current level, I'm still shivering. FML

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You deserved it 289

By leahbeuhh - 05/09/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML

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You deserved it 71 121

Wardrobe malfunction

By Oh shirt! - 02/03/2023 19:00 - United States

Today, I tried to take off my hoodie. Somehow my shirt came off with it, leaving me shirtless in public, as I sheepishly tried to put it back on. Not only were people staring, but there was a mother covering her son's eyes. FML

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You deserved it 229

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Top comments

ajh1800 25

Sunday 8 December 2019 20:09

How do you forget you're not wearing a shirt? Even if you do, how would you not realize it after pulling it half way up or partially unbuttoning/unzipping it??

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Sunday 8 December 2019 20:44

why the actual **** would you wear a jacket without a shirt INSIDE a house, or apartment whicheva

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ajh1800 25

Sunday 8 December 2019 20:09

How do you forget you're not wearing a shirt? Even if you do, how would you not realize it after pulling it half way up or partially unbuttoning/unzipping it??

weazle 13

Monday 9 December 2019 7:29

A chick did this once years ago when I was in college. Was wearing a hoody and went to take it off, full blown shown, I think I was the only one who noticed as she was in the corner and I was next to her. But it happens

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Sunday 8 December 2019 20:44

why the actual **** would you wear a jacket without a shirt INSIDE a house, or apartment whicheva

mfranks19891989 10

Monday 9 December 2019 2:39

She must have just seen that episode of Seinfeld where the women where’s a bra for a shirt and she (op) was trying out that look.

alycion 38

Monday 9 December 2019 5:07

I have some shirts I will also use as jackets/cover ups sometimes. But even on my highest day, I know to check before removing, just in case I’m only wearing it as a shirt and forgot. Though I’ve done my share of accidental flashings. Big whoop. It’s boobs.

bloopaloop 27

Sunday 8 December 2019 22:56

You’re bad at dressing yourself

Samuel Hernandez 3

Monday 9 December 2019 2:15

nice.....

shannon2348 14

Monday 9 December 2019 3:14

Oh please. I find it hard to believe you took it completely off forgetting you had no shirt underneath. I can see starting to and then realizing but not completely off. That's just ridiculous.

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 9 December 2019 3:47

Pix or it didn't happen! ;-) LOL! (--An Oldie, But a Goodie....)

RebeccaMcQ 15

Monday 9 December 2019 4:20

I'd understand a jumper, but a jacket? YDI

icecreamisrad 13

Monday 9 December 2019 12:48

This made my day...thank you🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 14 December 2019 5:38

"What do you mean I can't take off my shirt?... I'M HOT!"

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML

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Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the guy sitting next to me and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML

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Today, I've counted the unanswered 29 emails and 91 calls I've made to the university. The accountant at my company submitted the wrong reference number when doing the payment to the university, and now I cannot register for the course. Every time I get a response, I'm asked for info already provided. FML

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Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML

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You deserved it 4 613

Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML

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Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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