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It's hot!

By joyf - 08/12/2019 20:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

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Flasher

By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

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By AccidentalFlasher - 08/01/2016 02:08 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Amanda Ross - 18/11/2010 23:12 - United States

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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Thermoregulation wars

By NoCirculation - 24/11/2020 14:03 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, my boyfriend is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I'm wearing leggings, sweatpants, a vest, t-shirt, jumper and hoodie. If we turn the heating any higher, he starts overheating and sweating. At the current level, I'm still shivering. FML

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By leahbeuhh - 05/09/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML

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Wardrobe malfunction

By Oh shirt! - 02/03/2023 19:00 - United States

Today, I tried to take off my hoodie. Somehow my shirt came off with it, leaving me shirtless in public, as I sheepishly tried to put it back on. Not only were people staring, but there was a mother covering her son's eyes. FML

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ajh1800 25

Sunday 8 December 2019 20:09

How do you forget you're not wearing a shirt? Even if you do, how would you not realize it after pulling it half way up or partially unbuttoning/unzipping it??

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Sunday 8 December 2019 20:44

why the actual **** would you wear a jacket without a shirt INSIDE a house, or apartment whicheva

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ajh1800 25

Sunday 8 December 2019 20:09

How do you forget you're not wearing a shirt? Even if you do, how would you not realize it after pulling it half way up or partially unbuttoning/unzipping it??

weazle 13

Monday 9 December 2019 7:29

A chick did this once years ago when I was in college. Was wearing a hoody and went to take it off, full blown shown, I think I was the only one who noticed as she was in the corner and I was next to her. But it happens

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Sunday 8 December 2019 20:44

why the actual **** would you wear a jacket without a shirt INSIDE a house, or apartment whicheva

mfranks19891989 10

Monday 9 December 2019 2:39

She must have just seen that episode of Seinfeld where the women where’s a bra for a shirt and she (op) was trying out that look.

alycion 38

Monday 9 December 2019 5:07

I have some shirts I will also use as jackets/cover ups sometimes. But even on my highest day, I know to check before removing, just in case I’m only wearing it as a shirt and forgot. Though I’ve done my share of accidental flashings. Big whoop. It’s boobs.

bloopaloop 27

Sunday 8 December 2019 22:56

You’re bad at dressing yourself

Samuel Hernandez 3

Monday 9 December 2019 2:15

nice.....

shannon2348 14

Monday 9 December 2019 3:14

Oh please. I find it hard to believe you took it completely off forgetting you had no shirt underneath. I can see starting to and then realizing but not completely off. That's just ridiculous.

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 9 December 2019 3:47

Pix or it didn't happen! ;-) LOL! (--An Oldie, But a Goodie....)

RebeccaMcQ 15

Monday 9 December 2019 4:20

I'd understand a jumper, but a jacket? YDI

icecreamisrad 13

Monday 9 December 2019 12:48

This made my day...thank you🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 14 December 2019 5:38

"What do you mean I can't take off my shirt?... I'M HOT!"

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