FML : Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn...

Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 31 October 2010 09:05 / United States

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By elmorous | 0

#1632599 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:13

Yah? Wait until puberty hits ... then turn the light on!

By xGet_Over_It | 0

#1632578 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:04

Ohnoes.

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By xGet_Over_It | 0

#1632578 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:04

Ohnoes.

bobmandude | 0

#1632589 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:09

Lol bros...

turtlemansam | 3

#1632593 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:11

Flayos

WishResign | 0

#1632610 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:18

lego's

Selena_is_back | 7

#1632615 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:19

tomatoes

sarahpft | 2

#1632617 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:21

It doesn't just light up for pee. People be stupid.

Rawrzie | 0

#1632620 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:25

potatos

MrSassypants | 31

#1632639 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:45

Let go off my eggos. Get yo hands off my potatoe, dip it in mayo. After go play with leggos. I get bored so I may go. Not good flow but still I did it yo.

corporatescoundr | 25

#1632769 - Sunday 31 October 2010 18:08

*snaps* thank you mrsnazzypants for that spoken word please join us at our next open mic. see y'all next time

MrSassypants | 31

#1632830 - Sunday 31 October 2010 18:41

50 ok lol and it's Mr.Sassypants

DevianceIsBliss | 0

#1634451 - Monday 1 November 2010 3:50

By DevianceIsBliss | 0

#1632579 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:04

Was it mustard, OP?

tamie306 | 5

#1632625 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:27

no he had pee on his hands and got it all over the bathroom.

UrNotFunny | 0

#1632665 - Sunday 31 October 2010 17:06

No shit, Sherlock.

Epilepsy_fml | 0

#1632690 - Sunday 31 October 2010 17:17

tamie, your an idiot.

Selena_is_back | 7

#1632701 - Sunday 31 October 2010 17:22

Epilepsy, you're an idiot.

soul_fml | 0

#1632799 - Sunday 31 October 2010 18:25

uhhhhh. sarcasm, guys

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1632949 - Sunday 31 October 2010 19:18

Selena, you're an idiot.

bethan1 | 4

#1633316 - Sunday 31 October 2010 20:49

Bethan your an idiot! Oh... sorry I felt left out:(

Nick_1993 | 2

#1633362 - Sunday 31 October 2010 21:01

here ill help. bethan your an idiot... there ya go :)

yuggi1 | 11

#1633457 - Sunday 31 October 2010 21:28

You all have an IQ average of 79. There! :)

sloppy3301 | 3

#1635057 - Monday 1 November 2010 8:02

c-c-c-COMBO !

By hidingoutt7 | 0

#1632580 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:04

put the light somewhere eles

By Rawrzie | 0

#1632581 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:05

it's art OP.

kmwis_00 | 6

#1633085 - Sunday 31 October 2010 19:42

I agree! :D
You could make like, a million pee hand prints and no one will ever know!
Or I guess you could clean it off. Which would be lame,.

By noobcaek | 2

#1632582 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:05

Housebreak him.

DUBSTEPER98 | 15

#6392050 - Tuesday 25 August 2015 6:47

Why isn't this at the top?

By lyncecelia | 13

#1632583 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:05

hahaha well....at least you know where to clean now? Get bro to help!

but yeah, FYL OP

By Selena_is_back | 7

#1632586 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:06

looks like your bathroom ain't so shitty after all huh?

By Fop | 6

#1632588 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:08

You better have a clue what you're doing with the black light. If there are UVC rays, congrats, you're basically poisoned.

iheartowls | 0

#1635874 - Monday 1 November 2010 17:39

9- Black lights contain UVA. :)

By BroSkii69 | 8

#1632595 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:11

I "pee" what you were trying to do there ;D

Selena_is_back | 7

#1632628 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:30

Fail.

illmatic2 | 16

#1632637 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:44

Win.

hairt | 4

#1632652 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:55

fin

sourgirl101 | 22

#1632662 - Sunday 31 October 2010 17:04

wail

BroSkii69 | 8

#1632671 - Sunday 31 October 2010 17:09

OMNOMNOMZ

Selena_is_back | 7

#1632674 - Sunday 31 October 2010 17:10

liaf

ImmaZebra | 0

#1632763 - Sunday 31 October 2010 18:06

Hahaha. Major win.

kmwis_00 | 6

#1633098 - Sunday 31 October 2010 19:44

Hahahahaahahhahaha! :D
That was so lame.
But hilarious.
:)

Gottaa_luv_Thiss | 0

#1633666 - Sunday 31 October 2010 23:04

dosent even make sense u retard...EPIC fail

By elmorous | 0

#1632599 - Sunday 31 October 2010 16:13

Yah? Wait until puberty hits ... then turn the light on!

Curse2TheMax | 1

#1633469 - Sunday 31 October 2010 21:32

lol

BroSkii69 | 8

#1634633 - Monday 1 November 2010 5:00

nice cock :p

screwlife23 | 0

#1689282 - Friday 12 November 2010 18:11

you have a huge cock

ALDJ | 4

#3747107 - Saturday 17 December 2011 22:14

I see what you did there ;)

noobienick | 19

#5920060 - Sunday 20 April 2014 4:12

Then, all of the sudden, the yellow will turn white.

Sharon W | 1

#7440481 - Monday 17 April 2017 22:30

LMAO

Sharon W | 1

#7440482 - Monday 17 April 2017 22:30

LMAO elmorous

Sharon W | 1

#7440483 - Monday 17 April 2017 22:30

LMAO elmorous

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