Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
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Idiotskillme 20
At least he has manners :)
BoltTheSuperdog 22
At least you know that he respects your privacy!
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Comments (228)
Bentonic 11
Maybe try a different approach? Looks like he's too polite and/or modest to go for that. Come to think of it, I probably would've done the same thing in that situation...
soak_25 21
think of it this way he thought you where changing so he said sorry and went back outside
llamarrama01 21
That's actually pretty adorable
DemosthenesMB 13
Next time, put on some underwear and reenact that scene from Risky Business where the guy slides across the floor and dances to that song.
KoalaBek 23
Haha that's cute. Next time go naked.
Mirorbo 27
That is adorable!~
CeeCee_fml 16
If you ask me this is a bigger FML for your significant other. That is one hell of a *WOOSH*, although it is cute.
DanielleinDC 34
Did you get this tip from some silly women's magazine? Clearly what they think works for men and what actually works for men are miles apart. At least you didn't try greeting him in nothing but Saran Wrap.
cookie1207 19
He has some maners!!!! Now teach him to be naughty
Steampunkd 6
Well that's the most adorable thing I've read all day.