Miscellaneous: Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over....

By FrOsTy25 - 13/04/2011 22:57

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

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You deserved it 7 644

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By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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You deserved it 4 339

By Samaritan - 19/01/2010 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 744

You deserved it 3 003

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 350

You deserved it 2 578

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By Daniel_rules - 17/04/2009 17:02 - United States

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

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You deserved it 10 165

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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You deserved it 25 520

By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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You deserved it 54 820

By ktorih137 - 14/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 507

You deserved it 13 513

By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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You deserved it 100 547

By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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You deserved it 97 175

By Chey - 22/03/2012 22:13 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

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You deserved it 3 357

Death_From_Above 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 8:58

kick his ass

HowDidIGetHere 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 8:58

I woulda stabbed him -.-

Comments

Death_From_Above 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 8:58

kick his ass

sterlingarcher 1

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:21

bahaaha sorry op but thats hilarious!

imlagginglol 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:24

That's funny. What did the officer do?

Alliria 3

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:42

His friend is clearly the biggest douchebag ever, and he also sounds hilarious.

6969awesome 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 10:56

Why does his friend have a knife?

NeatNit 32

Thursday 14 April 2011 11:12

How can you people be so blind? OP, you RAN A RED LIGHT. You apparently have no idea how serious that is. IMO you deserve jail. YDI

ImaWiseGuy 5

Thursday 14 April 2011 11:19

what do you mean "he thought it would be funny" because on my side that sounds pretty ******* funny......

PissingPeopleOff 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 14:47

44 it could just be a small pocket knife. Usually people just carry a knife around cause at times they may need it. Multitools are also a good example.

mfmylifesrsly 29

Thursday 14 April 2011 14:49

that sucks the damn red light cameras caught me 'running a red light' when turning right because I was going fast and the light was yellow then turned red as soon as I began to turn -__- now I owe them $75

theten_fml 9

Thursday 14 April 2011 16:07

I think it would be funny if your friend walked home.

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 14 April 2011 16:34

19, 20, 26, and 52 - It's only hilarious because you're not the poor guy who has to be curb stomped by a policeman who has no idea that it's your friend who needs to be stomped for being a complete asshole. FYL, OP.

sterlingarcher 1

Thursday 14 April 2011 16:38

nope if that happened to me I would still find it hilarious! :)

leaksmike 0

Friday 15 April 2011 3:30

You suck -___- Jail for ONE red light? You're insane.

kay2kay 1

Friday 15 April 2011 12:52

Today, I am in the hospital because my friend thought it would be funny to stab me with a knife I pranked him with when we were getting a ticket. FML.