Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
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Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
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Idiotskillme 20
At least he has manners :)
BoltTheSuperdog 22
At least you know that he respects your privacy!
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Comments (228)
irishmaiden78 23
That has to be the sweetest, most polite reaction I've ever heard of. How very kind and gentle of him. You have a man there worth his weight in salt my dear.
RageWolf16 31
That's adorable!
Omniprism 14
He sounds super sweet. I would have followed him and told him what I was doing. Good luck next time.
Extremist 7
I was once this guy. tell him where he messed up, it won't happen again. he's been taught to respect women, but that respect includes belief that sex is not something a woman wants. just need to edit that belief. lol
Zerox19a 2
hahaha, could be worse...could have thought you were someone else
ElectricNova 11
Classy dude. You should probably make it clearer that you're flirting.....
laden_swallow09 34
How?? How could it possibly get any more clear? Take off her panties, hunch over the couch, and say, "Take me now, you studly beast!"
ElectricNova 11
Yeah. Basically.
syed121417 22
He could've easily not realized what you are trying to do haha
AgentP44 9
I personally think this is adorable.
katt_is_here 24
Seriously, that is probably the cutest FML I've ever read. His innocence is so sweet and refreshing! After I read it, I made the same sound I make when I see a cute baby animal.
vlalam 24
Lol, does he know he is allowed to do things to you? May be he is waiting for that sure shot signal or a hint from you... But he has his manners and definitely a keeper!!!