Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
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Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
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Idiotskillme 20
At least he has manners :)
BoltTheSuperdog 22
At least you know that he respects your privacy!
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Comments (228)
davincidasecond 24
That's actually really sweet. But why not just go right out and get him? Personally I don't really find anything as an invitation to sex unless the girl says "I want to have sex" or makes moves on me. He's probably the same way.
azyjazy713 11
I hope you told him to come back
17nate 9
#60: somebody should tell you what the in the living heck grammar is.
delta14o6 7
Lmao why would your boyfriend ever really need to knock first :p
nchic01 17
that is adorable
reinmon8823 11
to me that showed that he probably isn't ready for sex or just wasn't fully aware of what you were trying to do knowing myself firsthand at doing that (bashfully walking out of the room from an ex girlfriend when she was just in a t shirt after i had cone in from a long night of work) i was just like um yeah story should have knocked before coming to bed sorry and walked into the other room so i can see where he could have been coming from
shortemogirl 10
He seems like a good guy respecting your privacy. He's a guy though they don't always take hits. It might be easier to just start making out with him and lead him into it.
Will21 14
A guy that respects you that much is a keeper.
dDailydDosage 8
That's so adorable! Keep him!
meganikans 14
That's so cute and respectful!