This is irrelevant but I love you profile picture

#33 this is irrelevant but i hate your profile picture. f$&#?ing creepy.

OP is just utilising their full potential.

This is why they make them.

i enjoyed that pun more than i should have.

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I definitely read it too fast at first and thought OP did. I imagined a kid flying through the air. XD

Any parent getting mad at their kid getting wet when they are at swimming classes needs a new brain since the old one has clearly decayed beyond saving.

It's likely an indoor pool also, as most outdoor ones don't open until Memorial Day or so.

Or a paintball referee

Lol

This just went downhill when you listed "condoms".

There is a certain irony to it, I suppose.

I'm not sure how willing children would be going to "work" as "Bob's left arm armor #1" cause you'd need another for the back of the arm.

I laughed so hard I hurt now.