FML : Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water....

Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By humanshield - / Sunday 10 April 2016 16:49 / United States - Rockland

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By madison104 | 14

#6578314 - Monday 11 April 2016 8:39

as a fellow swim instructor, I would've done the same

By Sandsh8rk | 36

#6578312 - Monday 11 April 2016 8:38

Well, that's one way to use a human shield.

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By Sandsh8rk | 36

#6578312 - Monday 11 April 2016 8:38

Well, that's one way to use a human shield.

OptimusSlime | 23

#6578769 - Tuesday 12 April 2016 0:50

This is irrelevant but I love you profile picture

liane918 | 16

#6578844 - Tuesday 12 April 2016 4:59

#33 this is irrelevant but i hate your profile picture.

f$&#?ing creepy.

By hellnosucka | 27

#6578313 - Monday 11 April 2016 8:38

I mean, what are children for, really?

Danne696 | 14

#6578395 - Monday 11 April 2016 12:33

OP is just utilising their full potential.

NeatNit | 32

#6578667 - Monday 11 April 2016 21:24

This is why they make them.

By madison104 | 14

#6578314 - Monday 11 April 2016 8:39

as a fellow swim instructor, I would've done the same

By coming back in the future | 30

#6578316 - Monday 11 April 2016 8:40

Water bunch of hose. I'm sorry :(

grigri75 | 35

#6578318 - Monday 11 April 2016 8:43

i enjoyed that pun more than i should have.

Sansational_ | 18

#6578820 - Tuesday 12 April 2016 3:35

#5 retweet

By FuckThisLogin | 31

#6578319 - Monday 11 April 2016 8:45

Well at least you acted defensively instead of attacking back with what you were holding

yerawizardlizzy | 27

#6578430 - Monday 11 April 2016 13:53

I definitely read it too fast at first and thought OP did. I imagined a kid flying through the air. XD

By kyu_Q | 19

#6578321 - Monday 11 April 2016 8:59

hopefully the child thought is was a game and isn't scarred for life.

By Magnoxidans | 19

#6578327 - Monday 11 April 2016 9:08

If anyone brings it up just play it off as you were doing it intentionally and it was part of a game you were playing!

By kaylocca | 20

#6578336 - Monday 11 April 2016 9:20

Sheesh I live in New York which was freezing today and MA is usually colder than here so I hope the child wasn't too cold.. & the parent wasn't watching and mad.

False_Stupidity | 41

#6578357 - Monday 11 April 2016 10:21

Any parent getting mad at their kid getting wet when they are at swimming classes needs a new brain since the old one has clearly decayed beyond saving.

Calingaladha | 21

#6578505 - Monday 11 April 2016 16:23

It's likely an indoor pool also, as most outdoor ones don't open until Memorial Day or so.

By ulissey_fml | 22

#6578362 - Monday 11 April 2016 10:45

We are all glad to know you are not a soccer coach.

grogers311 | 20

#6578458 - Monday 11 April 2016 14:41

Or a paintball referee

AshleyLuvsFrank | 11

#6585243 - Thursday 21 April 2016 14:24

Lol

By Calingaladha | 21

#6578363 - Monday 11 April 2016 11:08

It seems children make for effective barrier protection. We can make use of this for cheaper and more efficient police armor, military gear, condoms, and umbrellas.