By humanshield - 10/04/2016 16:49 - United States - Rockland

Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML
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madison104 14

as a fellow swim instructor, I would've done the same

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Sandsh8rk 36

Well, that's one way to use a human shield.

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Sandsh8rk 36

Well, that's one way to use a human shield.

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OptimusSlime 23

This is irrelevant but I love you profile picture

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liane918 16

#33 this is irrelevant but i hate your profile picture. f$&#?ing creepy.

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madison104 14

as a fellow swim instructor, I would've done the same

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FuckThisLogin 32

Well at least you acted defensively instead of attacking back with what you were holding

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yerawizardlizzy 27

I definitely read it too fast at first and thought OP did. I imagined a kid flying through the air. XD

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kyu_Q 19

hopefully the child thought is was a game and isn't scarred for life.

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Magnoxidans 19

If anyone brings it up just play it off as you were doing it intentionally and it was part of a game you were playing!

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kaylocca 20

Sheesh I live in New York which was freezing today and MA is usually colder than here so I hope the child wasn't too cold.. & the parent wasn't watching and mad.

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False_Stupidity 41

Any parent getting mad at their kid getting wet when they are at swimming classes needs a new brain since the old one has clearly decayed beyond saving.

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Calingaladha 21

It's likely an indoor pool also, as most outdoor ones don't open until Memorial Day or so.

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ulissey_fml 22

We are all glad to know you are not a soccer coach.

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grogers311 20

Or a paintball referee

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Calingaladha 21

It seems children make for effective barrier protection. We can make use of this for cheaper and more efficient police armor, military gear, condoms, and umbrellas.

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pokemyeyes 23

This just went downhill when you listed "condoms".

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Calingaladha 21

There is a certain irony to it, I suppose.

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leafynitemare 24

I'm not sure how willing children would be going to "work" as "Bob's left arm armor #1" cause you'd need another for the back of the arm.

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