Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, I was shut in a boiling hot room with six children: a ten year-old who kept shouting; a belligerent seven year-old; two five year-olds who thought hitting me was funny, and two two year-olds who wouldn't stop crying. Their parents were just outside, laughing away, ignoring me. FML
Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML
Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially, "Kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML
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MathewBlack 14
Next step, fire.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
They wouldn't live to see Halloween if it were me.
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Comments (126)
8KAGE8 8
Do you live in the west?
Darkme 1
wow sounds like u were annoyed
MaryPoppins88 14
Apparently you need to be nicer since that means your kids think your a witch lol
brittanyrmh_ 12
Nice detective work, Sherlock.
KlaLynn 3
Kids are only brats if their parents raise them to be such. End of story.
Evilpirate 10
*gasp* why didn't you melt?
Alastrina_fml 20
Beat their butts and make sure they don't do it again
MTZ8590 4
I'm more concerned, what are little kids doing up at 5AM? I never met a mother who would leave their kids stay up at that late.
R4LJ 10
Dang their just kids now... Wait til they get older.
Hellbound_Alleee 14
Wow, so they wanted to kill you?
skulekiller 8
Your not a witch apparently they just got it mixed up with a b*tch