Kids: Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9...

By Nickki - 14/10/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML

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By missmirror - 02/05/2011 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were 'bored'. FML

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By blackvogue - 01/04/2009 10:42 - Canada

Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 10:43 - United States

Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML

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By humanshield - 10/04/2016 16:49 - United States - Rockland

Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML

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By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2014 21:37 - Sweden - Ume

Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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By UnpaidBabysitter - 07/08/2019 04:00 - United States - New York

Today, I was shut in a boiling hot room with six children: a 10-year-old who kept shouting, a belligerent 7-year-old, two 5-year-olds who thought hitting me was funny and two 2-year-olds, who wouldn't stop crying. Their parents were just outside, laughing away, ignoring me. FML

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By shinra - 18/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML

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Great parenting, Patricia

By HeMayHaveSomeIssues - 28/02/2014 20:01 - Denmark

Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially, "Kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML

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MathewBlack 14

Sunday 14 October 2012 19:36

Next step, fire.

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Sunday 14 October 2012 19:37

They wouldn't live to see Halloween if it were me.

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8KAGE8 8

Monday 15 October 2012 3:21

Do you live in the west?

Darkme 1

Monday 15 October 2012 3:41

wow sounds like u were annoyed

MaryPoppins88 14

Monday 15 October 2012 4:03

Apparently you need to be nicer since that means your kids think your a witch lol

brittanyrmh_ 12

Monday 15 October 2012 5:05

Nice detective work, Sherlock.

KlaLynn 3

Monday 15 October 2012 5:25

Kids are only brats if their parents raise them to be such. End of story.

Evilpirate 10

Monday 15 October 2012 5:56

*gasp* why didn't you melt?

Alastrina_fml 20

Monday 15 October 2012 6:35

Beat their butts and make sure they don't do it again

MTZ8590 4

Monday 15 October 2012 6:45

I'm more concerned, what are little kids doing up at 5AM? I never met a mother who would leave their kids stay up at that late.

R4LJ 10

Monday 15 October 2012 14:44

Dang their just kids now... Wait til they get older.

Hellbound_Alleee 14

Monday 15 October 2012 17:11

Wow, so they wanted to kill you?

skulekiller 8

Monday 15 October 2012 21:00

Your not a witch apparently they just got it mixed up with a b*tch

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