Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML
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Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML
Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML
Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, I was shut in a boiling hot room with six children: a ten year-old who kept shouting; a belligerent seven year-old; two five year-olds who thought hitting me was funny, and two two year-olds who wouldn't stop crying. Their parents were just outside, laughing away, ignoring me. FML
Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML
Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially, "Kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML
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MathewBlack 14
Next step, fire.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
They wouldn't live to see Halloween if it were me.
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Comments (126)
Metallica36176 16
Should've played along and started screaming and shouting that they'll go to jail for killing their mother...you know...just to play...
m139307 0
you should have filled the bucket back up and thrown it on them...
SApprentice 34
Sure, cause some mental and emotional trauma to the children. That usually works out well.
karamman 5
Since when is it mentally and emotionally traumatic to have water thrown at you?
gc327072 31
Aughh!! Water!! Oh, the horror and irony of it all!!!!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"Water physically abused me. I shall never be the same."
flutter4 7
I would have
davestrider 0
Filled the bucket with what? ;)
SApprentice 34
70- So you think it's acceptable for the mother to take the bucket, fill it with water, then fling that water onto her seven year old child, as a form of punishment? The mother, who the child still loves, who is probably almost two feet taller than the seven year old, standing over them and pouring a bucket of water on them in retaliation. How does that not seem abusive to you? The mother is the mother. It is her responsibility to be the adult, and not lower herself to childish behavior.
karamman 5
117 - No, I'm not saying its ok for every parent to take a bucket of water and throw it on their kids. However, I just don't think it's as traumatizing as you made it out to be.
X_Codes 11
Look at it this way: if your kids think you're a witch, then you're probably a decent parent.
XxAtreyuSinsxX 14
Maybe they were about to mop the floor and you walked in at the wrong time...
gmc_blossom 21
Yes, because everyone mops floors by simply throwing the water on the floor.
XxAtreyuSinsxX 14
They're kids.......
Angielovesmetoo 8
Yes, they're kids. But 7 and 9 year olds probably know better than that.
twinkiefeets 17
Is she a nun?
RedPillSucks 33
the witch, the witch, the witch is back stone cold sober, as a matter of fact. she's a witch, a witch and she's better than you. it's the way that she moves, the things that she'll do, whoa oh.
Myo_fml 20
No.
Posthuman 26
Ah kids
SakataGintoki 9
Don't look now Noor; but I think your Husband's trying to kill you!! ;(
LetThereBeFMLs 10
Time to let them see the other side of the witch's story. Broadway musical anyone?
LetThereBeFMLs 10
Wicked. 'Nuff said
IndridWarm 23
Not really an FML, not melting is a good thing.