Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
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Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, my manager called me in to tell me I got the promotion I've been hoping for. He then said that since I didn't look excited about it he might have to rethink it. I was too busy concentrating on holding in diarrhea. FML
Today, I was promoted to a management position and finally get to have my own office, only to find out it's located in the basement and has no windows. FML
Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending three hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, a month after getting a big promotion, I found out that I'm stuck with my old job. No one wants to take my old position, so they are vacating my new one and will post it, because, "This one is more desirable, and your's is shit." FML
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Top comments
MissWhitneyB 17
People get so bitter but you know what OP, you got the promotion and dererved it so congrats to you. :)
Wizardo 33
Office warming present and it looks like someone else was trying for the promotion too... straining for it in fact.
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Comments (107)
DaGinsta 9
Is your name Deborah? LIKE A BOSS
pikachulove14 14
you beat me to it
CrissyyyS2 22
They can shit on your desk all they want, them jealous bastards. They won't be getting your promotion anytime soon.
jw90 18
That's nasty..anyway congrats on the promotion OP!
aLiYaaH_fml 17
Dw about that, at least u got the promotion ;) And u deserved it ^-^ Ppl get jealous so they get a bit cray cray, but dw OP :)
Omniprism 14
Are there cameras to find out who did it? Otherwise maybe install one right off the bat like a small camera in a lamp or computer. Congrats on the promo. At least I know promos still exist out there.
ohdannyboyy 8
Maybe its for good luck! Lol
jaredfry17 7
At least you got the promotion
ewang_ 12
Fifth of vodka, Shit on Debras desk
WellThatSucked89 13
Anyone else think of The Office upon reading this? Maybe it was Packer? Haha.
ibmike22 13
LIKE A BOSS