Today, I was promoted to a management position and finally get to have my own office, only to find out it's located in the basement and has no windows. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the only colleague I dislike was promoted to be my manager. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, thanks to downsizing and corporate restructuring, I was "promoted" to the entry level position I had 10 years ago. FML
Today, I went in for I thought would be an interview for a promotion, but turns out there was no interview set up, and they'd already decided who would be the next manager. FML
Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML
Today, I got promoted. By promoted, I mean, given a much harder job with no training and no extra pay because someone went on maternity leave. They've already hired someone for my old position. FML
Today, I went into work happy about my supervising promotion. When I arrived at work, I realized that only one person had decided to come into work today, which meant I had to clean 15 rooms, and supervise myself. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
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Sertorius 10
But did they take your stapler?
idragosani 17
Is your name MIlton?
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Sertorius 10
But did they take your stapler?
HayNow 11
Dang, you beat me to it lol
idragosani 17
Is your name MIlton?
HayNow 11
Just don't set the building on f1re....
Yudith 28
Hello, Harry Hole! How is the Department V going? Did you hire a punk secretary and a Syrian immigrant who knows how to fight yet?