By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
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PureGold 0
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Casually slowing down and stopping at his feet? Riiiiight. AND he didn't think to move out of the way? SO MUCH FAIL. And broken ankles suck :(

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elyssarae 0

That's what you get for trying to "be cool," and control any sort of setting. That's un-cool.

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MrBond007_fml 6

if you wanted to impress him all you had to do was take off your shirt.

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maria101 0

haha to the people that actually care i'm 1st!!!!;P shit nevermind^ fag>.>

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PureGold 0
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Casually slowing down and stopping at his feet? Riiiiight. AND he didn't think to move out of the way? SO MUCH FAIL. And broken ankles suck :(

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aero_fml 0

That's what I'm saying... have you ever even BEEN sledding? You can't just casually slow down

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Eliseopwns 22

Indeed. Recovery from one is long as hell :c

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elyssarae 0

That's what you get for trying to "be cool," and control any sort of setting. That's un-cool.

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torch433 1

so r u

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glorbnakcs 0

You know what would have really impressed him? If you casually slid into the kitchen and made him a damn sammich. FHL.

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crzy8mnky 1

exactly, this NEVER would have happened if you had just known your place and stayed in the kitchen. When will women learn?!

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bexox 0

These jokes are getting so old. Come up with new material or get out!

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Tigg3r 3
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That is what they said on that last FML and the one before that, and the one before that, AND the one before that. It keeps going. *yawns*

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shoieb9 14
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I think I have seen a similar scene in "My Sassy Girl"

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Narzhul 0
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FML teaches us all never to try to impress anyone, ever.

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whataloadofbull 0
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i clicked YDI after reading "wanted to impress"

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littlexlion 4
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Amen! Anytime mentions "trying to impress" or "be cool" it is an automatic YDI. FML actually taught me to never attempt to "be cool" in a situation that could go wrong so easily. Huzzah!

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love15_fml 8
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YDI... have you never been sledding? They go FAST... and are really difficult to control. FHL. Today it snowed and I went sledding with this girl I know, sadly, I never got to get on the sled, except when I fell on it after she crashed into me and broke my ankle. FML

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teddyddet 3
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Haha, you did impress him, only by a different way.

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Nakedsquirrel 5
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He was a fucking idiot for not getting out of the way, though you were also for getting the idea in the first place.

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