Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
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Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, my manager called me in to tell me I got the promotion I've been hoping for. He then said that since I didn't look excited about it he might have to rethink it. I was too busy concentrating on holding in diarrhea. FML
Today, I was promoted to a management position and finally get to have my own office, only to find out it's located in the basement and has no windows. FML
Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending three hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, a month after getting a big promotion, I found out that I'm stuck with my old job. No one wants to take my old position, so they are vacating my new one and will post it, because, "This one is more desirable, and your's is shit." FML
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Top comments
MissWhitneyB 17
People get so bitter but you know what OP, you got the promotion and dererved it so congrats to you. :)
Wizardo 33
Office warming present and it looks like someone else was trying for the promotion too... straining for it in fact.
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Comments (107)
Wolstenholme 11
Does your name happen to be Debra?
notme444 8
Shit on Debra's desk LIKE A BOSS Lol lonely island fans in your office??
wobbley 9
You should just swallow your sadness and send some faxes.
theboy13 13
Sound like a shitty job
Darthbane2007 17
I guess you can call this a Shitty Situation!
grunt_fml 17
This is when you yell stuff about DNA tests and start to observe who never leave empty cups standing around or throw away used chewing gums or handkers anymore.
False_Stupidity 41
I'd consider reporting the incident to your boss, I'm sure there are CCTV cameras around and if they can find who dunnit, they will be in deep shit.
Kukironosuke 16
Who cares whats on your desk? Hey! You got a promotion! Tomorrow, that will have been cleaned off and it will be in the past, but you'll still have that new job
Dame84 6
That's phucked up, sorry op
BabyrooKid 11
Somebody's a sore loser.