By Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
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riggens7522 0

I want to know how that kid thinks " oh, I want to shit in the urinal today."

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sthrr 6

at least he decided to welcome you :)

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BunnyXX 3

The beginning of your days at work! Oh the joy!

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tparis90120 0

looks like someone couldn't make it in college

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sthrr 6

at least he decided to welcome you :)

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optimusprime0069 8

would you like to borrow a pooper scooper?

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AsianCookie247 14

haha umm, no. that's so disgusting.

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Bstaut 8

ahaha yeah one time i went in the (boys) bathroom at my high school, and there was a girl in there taking a dump in the urinal. i was like WTF

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CptLanny10 7

Ahaha thats hilarious

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MichaelGood 0

no man, what's nice is whatever motorcycle contraption u have hooked up there! Canadian pride

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MichaelGood 0

no man, what's nice is whatever motorcycle contraption u have hooked up there! Canadian pride

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afdude87 6

probably didn't spend near that long seeing as they're a janitor..

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dxcoupeboy 0

that sucks and its nasty I would have hurled myself, lol

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HawkFootball 0

Haha...Whatta dick move.

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ramboman19 8

Actually my friend, that's what I'd call a "shit" move. lmao

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riggens7522 0

I want to know how that kid thinks " oh, I want to shit in the urinal today."

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mr_miyagi 0

the Phantom Shitter strikes again!

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scottovious 0

Kids, as a rule, are morons and can't think about the consequences of their actions.

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t765234 10

Actually, yesterday at my highschool, someone took a shit on the floor, picked it up and threw it at the stall wall.-.- So I support the statement that kids are morons.

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insanesna1l 0

yeah kids that do that should be shot now before they move on to killing people

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trappedinthevoid 0

8, you'd be surprised... 25, thanks for the completely wrong stereotype.

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swaggintothamax 0

yeah I bet he's thinking now about the consequences of it not affecting his life whatsoever after he left the bathroom. dumbass comment

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swaggintothamax 0

******** is definitely the step before homicide. and both are after not washing your hands. deadly...

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kameryn25 3

Me too. too be quite honest this is one of those things on my bucket list.

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mrahhhhh 21

It's not funny! Who made dookie in the urinal!? Look for the unfunny kid named Stan, it was probably his ass. Plus 2 internets if you get the reference.

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atomheartm_fml 0

That one was quite obvious

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haha1494 0

I see what u did there *cough* south park *cough*

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CatEyes66 0

Oh, you think it's funny to take a deuce in the urinal. Mmmmm Kay

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sexycountrygirl0 0

Hahah totally though of south park right away also.

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doofinsmurf 0

SOUTH PARK, Ftw buddy!

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Bob_Mooky 9

"How would you feel if someone came into your house, m'kay, and left a big old mud monkey on your mom's face?"

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ambowew 7

How very thoughtful of him! I'm guessing he signed his name in brown while he was there?

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