By DefinitelyNotDogshit - 28/08/2013 04:06 - United States - Levittown

Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
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MissWhitneyB 17

People get so bitter but you know what OP, you got the promotion and dererved it so congrats to you. :)

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Wizardo 33

Office warming present and it looks like someone else was trying for the promotion too... straining for it in fact.

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truepanda 2

wow that person must've really hated u. dont clean it up urself. make someone else do it.

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evilpokey 11

think of it this way at least they gave you a shitty paper weight

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ksks1234 33

Does this promotion give you the power to fire?

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reymon8823 24

Probably your boss

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Beatlemaniac815 7

Is your name deborah

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Ain't that some shit

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cheer21moose 13

Really putting those Pilates skills to work aren't they? Sorry you have such shitty coworkers. Pun intended.

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