Taylor
United States
Sorority
Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
OhNo
United Kingdom
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
nobrows
Malvern, United States
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
linzi1771
Vancouver, Canada
Today, in front of my friends, my mom came after me with a pair of tweezers exclaiming, "There's just a couple of hairs on your chin that need to be plucked." I'm a 14 year-old girl. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
NoseInPain
United States
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Anonymous
Today, my 3-year-old niece brushed my hair, making sure to be gentle so she wouldn't hurt me. When it was time to brush the front, she made sure to meticulously brush my mustache. I'm a woman. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
RR
United States
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Top comments
MrBond007_fml 6
at least it wasn't her ass hairs!!
redbluegreen 41
I can imagine most women with chin hairs would make an effort to get rid of it, preferably before anyone else sees.
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Comments (69)
SirSantpoort 0
Atleast it wasnt your chin hair.. Stop complaining, Right Now OP! im the best
Avenged7Gabe 0
No you are not the best, you are the worst retard
cryssycakesx3 23
not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin.
Hanimon 0
that's gross
gkflower 0
not really .. ? it's more weird than gross, people grow hair on their chins .. get over it.
Hanimon 0
I think it's gross when girls have chin hair
gkflower 0
people grow hair everywhere, it's natural,I don't really see the big deal. And obviously this girl is trying to get the hair off her chin .. it's like shaving your legs.
Hanimon 0
I know that, that's not what I meant. If the hairs are that obvious and they need to be plucked I just think that's gross on a girl
Beckleyy 15
That's bonding? 0_0
redbluegreen 41
Nothing says bonding like pain and shared displeasure.
chili_is_good 0
sarcasm
EvilCupcake8361 9
hey chin hair plucking is actually a very life changing experience, along with witnessing a mother giving birth, overcoming addiction, & wiping your significant others ass.
MrBrick 0
Normal redneck family outting plucking ur sisterwifes chin scruff
MrBond007_fml 6
at least it wasn't her ass hairs!!
stupidfaceman 0
really
Ioannes 0
In my country if women touch each other's beards they would be severely beaten with a stick since it's so gross. Infact now that I think about it, if a man touches a woman's beard he would also get the stick... Point is don't touch other people's beards...
MrBond007_fml 6
your country is starting to sound like a shit hole
Ioannes 0
Well I currently live in America so you'd pretty much be right. At least where I come from we're self sustaining & aren't in trillions of dollars in debt...
skulluks 0
Your county of origin is a piece of shit. They are to stupid to speak English and that's when they are on the damn phone as an "English speaker"
allmidnighteyes 11
"to stupid to speak English" Oh, so by your logic, people who only speak English are "to stupid" to speak another language. Shut the **** up. Also, if you don't know the difference between to and too, you shouldn't be calling other people stupid. As a parting note, I highly doubt this stick dude is serious.
woopa18 0
I just threw up in my mouth
SpaceMannn 0
Are you sure that was your sister? I'm just kidding:)
LemonStarship 5
And you agreed to this?
I_R_Genius 3
#1, we make sexy time now?