Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
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climbthoserocks 6
maybe we should knock next time...
ladiesman219 4
That's going to be awkward in the morning
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Comments (163)
Sly_Assassin 11
Was she in her room? Or a room or a bathroom? If her room then YDI for not knocking. If a bathroom or something then FYL
emh86 14
He still should have knocked if it was the bathroom..
Sly_Assassin 11
Not necessarily. Some people try the handle first then knock if its locked. I don't know why but it happens
hilda_kitty 16
Not sure if supernatural reference, or winning incest joke... Seriously though.
hilda_kitty 16
Well, that was suppose to be a reply to a wincest comment. Silly iPod.
howdeedoo 22
And you still aren't buried....
hilda_kitty 16
Nope. The force is too strong with me.
nothing92x 13
What has been seen, cannot be unseen.
biglittlehead 12
Wtf is **** off brain bleach?
NothernNightmare 18
A wonderful bleach that removes horrific images from the brain and indefinitely tells other scarring images that may occur to; "**** Off."
TheStormsFury 8
I believe it is a bottle of brain bleach that says "**** off" to that image. Not entirely sure. --Edit-- ^What 35 said at the exact same time :/
Trisha_aus 15
Most local drug stores carry them here in Aus
c0c0_fml 16
A 40oz of arak.
MrHotShot22 6
Now you have to be like Oedipus and claw your eyes out.
GothickNihilist 15
Gouging them out would work even better.Or pouring acid on them to make yourself blind.
2ndSucks 15
But that's not what Oedipus did.
JAMSM 6
He didn't lay with his mom, so he shouldn't gouge out his eyes.
nycwrestler 17
109- you do not know this.
False_Stupidity 41
It's too late for him to claw his eyes out, the image will be forever etched in his brain.
seandoc 13
What a shame that you saw that!
fmluser1292 4
That sucks bro.
BryanThaMan 14
cccddd
BlueMoonCafe 12
But now you know that a bottle of Nair would be a great present for her!
BlueMoonCafe 12
*sigh* I didn't mean to post this twice.
BlueMoonCafe 12
*sigh* I didn't mean to post this twice.
dunker_fml 4
It's called knocking, try it next time.
rockstar362 8
it's called ******* terrible luck