Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
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climbthoserocks 6
maybe we should knock next time...
ladiesman219 4
That's going to be awkward in the morning
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Comments (163)
viomartyr 4
Chris Griffin, is that you?
m3lyc 18
LMAO! I nearly passed out laughing at that comment, especially been such a fan of Family Guy.
flugiboogee 9
Username is fantastic hahahaha
awesomeman10 6
I think i died reading all these comments ^^^ ahahaha
xmaximusx 12
Next time take some pictures for the rest of us
dansco 24
Simply knocking would have worked just as well!
janro72 10
you should know that she didn't get them all and that her boyfriend told her while having sex. Oh, and that he really loves her now that they've done it.
ben10jammin 3
For Christmas get here body wAxing
venom1576 3
Pics or I didn't happen...