Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML
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Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML
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Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
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climbthoserocks 6
maybe we should knock next time...
ladiesman219 4
That's going to be awkward in the morning
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Comments (163)
nycwrestler 17
Only if you post another selfie of you in a mirror ...
aerozia 8
Is it possible to have hair on the nipples?
Dilwann 27
Yes, but most nipple hair is around the nipple. And everyone has it, although it can be short/light or long/dark, making it more visible.
Mearemoi 14
There's hair all over the body, excluding the palms of your hands, your lips, and the soles of your feet.
WrongRomance 11
For most people it isn't noticeable at all. Even if you have dark hairs, there are typically few, and they aren't consistent like in a circle or something.
MisterEx 28
No it's not. OP's sister is a wizard
Isa_fml 20
Unless she was in the kitchen or something, why the hell did you not knock?
babyblueyes 27
Dude.....sorry man that's something no one should ever have to see
DrFuzzyPickles 9
I don't even believe she's a girl So of course she has hairy nipples
Perfectg 9
hahhaha funny
StEpHiE1226 12
Women get hairy nips??? O.o
volklskis 7
Awkward....
MrsAlexander83 10
Hey...at least she's not leaving them there! Good for her! Sucks to be your eyeballs though! :(
Ray_of_midnight 22
Yes, some women have a stray hair or three around the nipples. It's not "gross", it's just a fact of life. We're mammals. We have hair. Grow up and get over it.
KiddNYC1O 20
At least it wasn't her asshole hairs?