Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
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climbthoserocks 6
maybe we should knock next time...
ladiesman219 4
That's going to be awkward in the morning
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Comments (163)
Steve95401 49
OP's sister should let her nipple hairs grow. That way, her boyfriend could use them to floss.
False_Stupidity 41
So wrong and yet oddly so funny in a twisted, perverse way....
sarah6786 14
I agree with Noor. Pics or you're lying.
viagradoesntwork 7
Nipple hair is beautiful
CharresBarkrey 15
Especially when it's braided nicely.
buddy51 23
Corn rowed
CharresBarkrey 15
Princess Leia buns are nice too.
Isa_fml 20
I love you all.
buckdharma 37
I can usually only find the little bite-me bottle of bleach.
DumbingOfAmerica 9
Were her nips puffers, pepperoni, or pointers? Were they at least hot?
nycwrestler 17
They were his sisters..
Shilokitten666 19
I like how its only females at this point that want proof but the point still stands, proof or we are to believe you have hairy nipples lol
laxbro4769 6
I love how two girls commented that...
cutemonsterx3 6
Cooool my name is krystal marie too :)
Murooj 6
Ok what happened I am a little confessed
jetsown08 21
Tl;dr version of this thread: **** or gtfo