Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
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Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
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climbthoserocks 6
maybe we should knock next time...
ladiesman219 4
That's going to be awkward in the morning
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Comments (163)
WrongRomance 11
Sweet Jesus.. that is no where near worth it.
CharresBarkrey 15
I call bullshit. Nipple hair it is!
knoxxx 22
Unless she was in an open room or in your bedroom, OP, YDI. It's called knocking.
pnutbutternjelly 15
I know it was terrible to see, but imagine how horribly embarrassed she must be. Now not only have you seen her bobs which is embarrassing enough, but you caught her doing something that I'm pretty sure she wants to be a secret.
HeartOfLead 24
Actually OP, regular bleach will do just fine. Just inhale the ****-off the fumes.
DustyStorm 16
Brain bleach? I know what's going on my wish list! How have I not known about brain bleach? I would have gone through gallons by now.....I should buy stock!
CharresBarkrey 15
Psst. Insider's secret. Brain bleach = regular bleach. Don't spend the extra money for the brain brand.
FameNFortune 12
That must have been a hairy situation ..
whinthy 18
At least you know what she'll need next Christmas !
MisterEx 28
New nipples?
zonkeymaker 14
Picture! Picture! Picture!.....
1dvs_bstd 41
Well, if there's anything I've learned from Community (I have), is for you to touch your nipples to a dude working out on youtube with your door wide open to avoid the awkwardness of it all.