Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML
Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
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climbthoserocks 6
maybe we should knock next time...
ladiesman219 4
That's going to be awkward in the morning
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Comments (163)
nothing92x 13
What has been seen, cannot be unseen.
ICastillo 24
Hairy nipples that sounds exotic...
NothernNightmare 18
Err... Exotic. Yes, let us describe such a horror as hairy nipples as "exotic".
Enslaved 36
I am not hairy at all but I've plucked the two or three teeny tiny hairs that have grown there. Every girl look down your blouse and see what I'm talking about and then slowly spell A T T I C. . .
Epikouros 31
What does Anne Frank have to do with this? I don't think she was keen on plucking hairs; I remember reading she bleached her lip hair instead of shaving it.
GothickNihilist 15
That is why I always bring my own brain bleach. Why you may ask? It's because life sucks and then you die.
virajjjj 7
Well believe it or not, next time she will learn to do all worst things while shutting the door off
LuckBeNimble 19
but doors can be so easily turned back on. wait what...?
buckdharma 37
Does she know any Zeppelin?
CharresBarkrey 15
Holy shit I actually laughed out loud.
destroyu 8
That is terrible you could wash your brain out with soap
Charleybelle 14
Get her a no no hair
SoSickWithIt 14
I wish I could grow nipple hair, at least my chest would look full? Rather than patches.
kirstenalli93 4
I don't see why you care ????