Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML
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Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML
Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, I met the guy who will be my dorm roommate for the fall semester. One of the first things he said was, "By the way, I'm into self-massage, so don't get weirded out if you hear noises coming from my room a lot." Great. FML
Today, my roommate spends so much time in our dorm room that I got a boner when I heard him leaving for class, because it was my first chance in days to jack off in peace. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML
Today, after a night of drinking, I awoke in the early hours of the morning to a sight of my roommate playing with my penis. FML
Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML
Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML
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Holybatman 16
Did you shake Jeffrey Junior's hand?
NOWAYJOSE 14
Well, make friends with both of them!
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Comments (202)
TofiZ 0
or fly in the air...
every1luvsvag 10
Whip out your dick and yell, "And this is Godzilla Junior, bitch!"
leadman1989 16
Asian people running away... GOZILLA!!!!
TaylorMcGown 2
That's weird as hell
stevieb123 7
Well idk what to say but I thank u need a new room
talktomandybaby 8
Think* you* Did you not learn how to spell? We aren't in kindergarden.
Tidus0 17
Could be worse. Could be in a hotel of a casino an have a creepy old dude ask if the ring in your dick hurt. I always thought toilet etiquette was don't look down and if you do don't open your mouth :/
woodrow68oo 2
Personal experience??
ben9694 0
Dude you know that's funny though. Don't deny it
creedaddict 9
Did u shake it lol
Deathhound 27
Haha, I would have laughed about that! :P
leannecloveryau 11
oh god, that is sick.
stormchaser24 24
Kick Jeffery Jr out or tell your DA that the room has 2 " people" in it already.