Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML
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Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML
Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, I met the guy who will be my dorm roommate for the fall semester. One of the first things he said was, "By the way, I'm into self-massage, so don't get weirded out if you hear noises coming from my room a lot." Great. FML
Today, my roommate spends so much time in our dorm room that I got a boner when I heard him leaving for class, because it was my first chance in days to jack off in peace. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML
Today, after a night of drinking, I awoke in the early hours of the morning to a sight of my roommate playing with my penis. FML
Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML
Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML
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Holybatman 16
Did you shake Jeffrey Junior's hand?
NOWAYJOSE 14
Well, make friends with both of them!
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Comments (202)
dancerNsinger4li 0
Bromance moment!!! Or at least that might be what Op's roomate was thinking...
transalex 4
Don't forget protection;)
duckman9 55
Don't bend over to pick up the soap! Just leave it there.. like for ever.. you didn't need it anyway..
not_cool808 16
jeffery sound alot like peter griffon
TheRealPeter 6
Neheahehea
not_cool808 16
lol
Ray_of_midnight 23
Tell him, "Wow, looks like a penis, only smaller!"
leadman1989 16
I've never seen a miniature one before... wow it's sooo tiny it's almost cute. Making faces and baby noises the whole time. Or just pull out camera phone.
bubo_fml 11
Tell Jr. he resembles his father...
SeasonedLemur 5
Hahahaha fantastic!
GodsLittleMistak 8
Haha when I first saw this the amount of 'FYL's was 69.
rockinroyalty 0
Omg lol I luve ur icon. XD those guy make me laugh. Is ur name steve? XD
GodsLittleMistak 8
Not yet but I'm planning on legally changing it lol.
CryMoreFMLs 15
But 57... You're a woman... Do you plan on changing anything OTHER then your name....? Hhhhmmmmmmm???
BIGASSTITS 12
Askif Jeffrey junior wants to play with your penis!
DaFudge 6
Male bonding. :D
Isoldael 27
Are you roommates with the guy who posted an FML about "being naked on the couch, playing with yourself while your new roommate enters is not awkward at all"? I remember some people suggested he'd introduce his penis o.O
heyhihello95 12
Long indeed