Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML
Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, I met the guy who will be my dorm roommate for the fall semester. One of the first things he said was, "By the way, I'm into self-massage, so don't get weirded out if you hear noises coming from my room a lot." Great. FML
Today, my roommate spends so much time in our dorm room that I got a boner when I heard him leaving for class, because it was my first chance in days to jack off in peace. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML
Today, after a night of drinking, I awoke in the early hours of the morning to a sight of my roommate playing with my penis. FML
Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML
Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML
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Holybatman 16
Did you shake Jeffrey Junior's hand?
NOWAYJOSE 14
Well, make friends with both of them!
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Comments (202)
incrapper 7
you should of whipped your shit out and been like hi im chris and this is chris junior, were excited to room with you two
perdix 31
Explain to him that since Jeffrey and Jeffrey Jr. were born at the exact same time, Junior can't be a Junior and that they are actually conjoined twins. And have to pay two-thirds of the ******* rent!
wispywee 0
LMAO
kkisdivorced 0
thats what he said
kathuzada 6
I remember when I had imaginary friends
IndigoAcrylic 9
Lololol best Creepy roommate so far ;D And who doesn't name their little friend? ^^
sakforduc 0
Jeffery JR? Man ppl now a days can't even be creative with there names. I always preferred The Zipper Ripper. Lol
Kammasaurus_Sex 7
Introduce your Junior!~ :D
bycf 0
Hahah...... Jst greet both Jeffery..... But make sure you are more alarm ur while sleep or bath...... Haha....
Calyx_fml 22
Blow him. You're gay.