Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML
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jtag017
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hahahahhahah what fucking college are you going to?
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defsdgdh
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Score!!!!
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defsdgdh
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Score!!!!
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goncmustangs
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yuck!!
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Sharpie23
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lol he sounds like a winner
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cristallynn
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ew.
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defsdgdh
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first!!!!!!!!!!! woohoo
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gozar_fml
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You are totally gonna streak the Quad at Midnight'
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MotherGrimm
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Talk about a good time. =P
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kidsanchez1
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well better that then a douchebag
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ohthebloodygore
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Boyfriend/roommate in one. FTW op :p go get your man.
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lolfylanydi
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first
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xACIDDx
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Good Luck with that one >.>
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Zoh_Aubrey
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Who wear short shorts?! lol
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ohthebloodygore
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30 - I do. Fun to sleep in. I'm assuming you meant 'What guy uses short shorts?'
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skroal
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YDI for moving into your college apartment for the next year. Then a 45 year old guy with a mustache wearing short shorts came to the door, he will be your new roommate.
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hahoon11
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hey just invade your not 21 yet you have someone to buy you alcohol I bet he knows how to throw a sick party ;)
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hahoon11
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in case*
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fisher50
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your my boy Blue!
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eshhayz
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fml
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eshhayz
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can yu see the dancin everywhere
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MyChemical_fml
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LMAO best.. post... EVAR.
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Freeze_fml
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Stop spamming blank lines, db.
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rebbee
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WTF man?
So annoying.
i hope you get moderated
So annoying.
i hope you get moderated
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skroal
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Even I found that annoying, my trolling days are over.
Nah, just kiddig.
Nah, just kiddig.
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xACIDDx
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Argh Dammit!
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kfrizzle2
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Lol he's topless. Getting ready for an all-nighter already. Nice.
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lurchin_10
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sounds like a wannabe version of Carl from aqua teen, not quite on Carl's level but he is trying
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cincin75
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What did you expect? A naked one?
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HeatherXCore
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awwww yeeeaahhh :D he sounds like a hunka hunka burnin' love.
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kennylou
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Sounds like fun :3 YDI For being a party pooper.
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Heaven_At_Night
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Yeah u never know. He could be a dope ass pimp! Then ull party all dhe time. Don't judge people by first impressions. :)
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thorfinntheassri
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surprise butt secks?
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Chrisskiies
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Old School ftw!
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Jonkbaby
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YOU'RE ROOMATES WITH TOBIAS FÜNKE?? :D
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HandOfClod
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Why are you including short shorts, they're awesome! I'm a guy and wear them all the time.
Especially when I work out!
And listening to "Lets get physical".
Especially when I work out!
And listening to "Lets get physical".
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jplumbob
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Skroal. Are you so mentally challenged that the only reply you can make is to repeat the original post? You are pretty lame. Oh I see it now. You lack the education to think independently. You fail.
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FunnyWeasel
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that's bogus as fuck!
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theFMLwhore5
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damn. stop taking all of the sexy roommates! :p
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ROFLBERRYPIE
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Heck ya finally an FML from Iowa that doesn't suck! =D
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time4coffee
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Could be worse- could be a 45 yo woman with no shirt and a mustache
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pop2it
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you could get another creepy person and hav e a threesome
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bobwaswow
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at least he's not gay... oh whait never mind
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Gerblat
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Wait, his mustache was wearing short shorts?
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ryguy997
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keep a knife with u at all times invade he tries to rape you
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joooeee
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at least your roommate isn't dwight shrute. I hate when that happens to me
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swifft_fml
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heyy there sailor;D aha time to start a Village People cover band;)
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that1guyyy
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36 are you the one on the left or the right? jw..
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skroal
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YDI for watching old re-runs of Battlestar Galactica
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xjerseyedge
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me yoo, yuh be gotten a problem wit daht homie g dog?
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michaelscott69
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i think hes going to kick ass
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number0
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YDI for not being gay
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pingpongpenguin
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oh no!! ={O
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andbullockstome
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#120: Syntactically? Nah, not necessarily.
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mr_miyagi
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86 arrested development win
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zach55
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crimsongetsu
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that sounds awesome
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kev9082
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that sucks hahahah I would die.
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Ninjarawwr
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the whole situation is just a tad bit weird! haha.
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Icey_dan1
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fail
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SydneyG
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..epicly lmao
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jtag017
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hahahahhahah what fucking college are you going to?
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joce445
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Oh lord...
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Jessi_the_sexii
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you lucky dog
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MrKinkyElbows
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Tobias?
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backinstolaf
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9 ftw!
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eggjuggler
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Take notes! This guy sounds awesome! =D
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bleigh
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take advantage!! he's probably the life of the party! and maybe has had some pedo related experiences, so ya your life sucks.. watchout!
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bean_dip21
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Oh boy... He sounds fun.