By mrboston - 01/09/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 607
You deserved it 43 028

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I love how this is phrased haha

[Cont.] I hope you winked at him and moaned out, "I thought you should have a taste of the next year of your life" as you finished, got up, stroked his face, and shrugged on your robe.

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10th! and yeah, that wouldve been akward..

agree probably a bit of aqured silence

Hey, at least his parents wernt there with him helping getting moved in. That would have been reeeal akward.

I love you #1. plain and simple love you. XP btw, u deserve it. look at a schedil.

yeah, good thing. so where's the FML if you weren't doing that?

he is being sarcastic, he actually was doing that

^^...is your picture Selena Gomez?

^ Looks like it. Maybe it's her official FML profile or a guy with a thing for young girls.

No really, 87. *insert eyeroll*

That would've been their biggest blunder without a doubt!

I love how this is phrased haha

I agree i thing the wordings what made it just that much funnier!!! lmfao and #1 made me laugh really hard!! you rock

Awesome, Dude, FYL! But there is lesson to be learned... There is a time and a place to play with yourself :P

...and it's called college.

. . .and it's called sarcasm

anytime, anywhere XD

why would you do that in the first place? ydi for being naked on the couch touching yourself when you knew you were going to have a roommate.

obviously he didn't, and the ops room mate shouldve knocked

You're a master at breaking the ice, OP. Congrats! I should invite you to some parties as a topic starter for cute girls.

I see you are drinking mountain dew have fun lowering your sperm cout.

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YDI for being a complete and NOT funny retard..

Wait, So If You Didn't Do That, Why Is This An FML? idgi [This Comment Is Sarcastic]

[Cont.] I hope you winked at him and moaned out, "I thought you should have a taste of the next year of your life" as you finished, got up, stroked his face, and shrugged on your robe.

Oh god, win

ROFLMAO!!!! Greatest comment ever, #9.

I'm a girl...I'm straight but this comment turns me on ahaha

#49: Me too haha I love the way this FML is written

I don't see what your being straight has Ro d with anything, or why you said "but" before making that statement. OP is a guy...

I would have been so unbelievably disgusted if I were the roommate... Probably enough to switch rooms.

Lmfao. YouDeservedThat1, man.