Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML
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rhcpbeezy
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I love how this is phrased haha
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caancoha
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[Cont.] I hope you winked at him and moaned out, "I thought you should have a taste of the next year of your life" as you finished, got up, stroked his face, and shrugged on your robe.
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untoldfame
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10th!
and yeah, that wouldve been akward..
and yeah, that wouldve been akward..
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ibaun21
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agree probably a bit of aqured silence
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Dunebuggy569
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Hey, at least his parents wernt there with him helping getting moved in. That would have been reeeal akward.
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chelzy
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I love you #1. plain and simple love you. XP btw, u deserve it. look at a schedil.
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lilmisslovely13
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yeah, good thing. so where's the FML if you weren't doing that?
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kpizzle91
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he is being sarcastic, he actually was doing that
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klsydggn
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^^...is your picture Selena Gomez?
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Junkie_Razor
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^ Looks like it.
Maybe it's her official FML profile or a guy with a thing for young girls.
Maybe it's her official FML profile or a guy with a thing for young girls.
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mk58
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No really, 87. *insert eyeroll*
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Vault_Boy
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That would've been their biggest blunder without a doubt!
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rhcpbeezy
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I love how this is phrased haha
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hellokittywhore
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I agree i thing the wordings what made it just that much funnier!!! lmfao
and #1 made me laugh really hard!! you rock
and #1 made me laugh really hard!! you rock
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PsYcHoSOADLaDy
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Awesome, Dude, FYL! But there is lesson to be learned... There is a time and a place to play with yourself :P
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BigScott
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...and it's called college.
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cheese1756
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. . .and it's called sarcasm
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sicpupyz122
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lol
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jonmansheppard
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anytime, anywhere XD
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ramizaali
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LOL .
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loled1337
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why would you do that in the first place? ydi for being naked on the couch touching yourself when you knew you were going to have a roommate.
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SarahBearXoX
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obviously he didn't, and the ops room mate shouldve knocked
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caancoha
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You're a master at breaking the ice, OP. Congrats! I should invite you to some parties as a topic starter for cute girls.
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raptorjebus
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I see you are drinking mountain dew
have fun lowering your sperm cout.
have fun lowering your sperm cout.
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TheMegaFridge
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it's a woman..
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shoshizzle
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Sweej
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YDI for being a complete and NOT funny retard..
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thtnerdykid
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Wait, So If You Didn't Do That, Why Is This An FML? idgi
[This Comment Is Sarcastic]
[This Comment Is Sarcastic]
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domking1315
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You're stupid.
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caancoha
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[Cont.] I hope you winked at him and moaned out, "I thought you should have a taste of the next year of your life" as you finished, got up, stroked his face, and shrugged on your robe.
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bsander
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Oh god, win
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mahree8mellos
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ROFLMAO!!!! Greatest comment ever, #9.
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liveBabylon
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I'm a girl...I'm straight but this comment turns me on ahaha
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g7190g92
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#49: Me too haha
I love the way this FML is written
I love the way this FML is written
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verlorenerFall
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I don't see what your being straight has Ro d with anything, or why you said "but" before making that statement. OP is a guy...
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mk58
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I would have been so unbelievably disgusted if I were the roommate... Probably enough to switch rooms.
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YouDeservedThat1
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Lmfao. YouDeservedThat1, man.