By mrboston - 01/09/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML
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rhcpbeezy 0
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I love how this is phrased haha

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caancoha 0
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[Cont.] I hope you winked at him and moaned out, "I thought you should have a taste of the next year of your life" as you finished, got up, stroked his face, and shrugged on your robe.

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untoldfame 3
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10th! and yeah, that wouldve been akward..

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ibaun21 0
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agree probably a bit of aqured silence

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Dunebuggy569 5

Hey, at least his parents wernt there with him helping getting moved in. That would have been reeeal akward.

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chelzy 0
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I love you #1. plain and simple love you. XP btw, u deserve it. look at a schedil.

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lilmisslovely13 15

yeah, good thing. so where's the FML if you weren't doing that?

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kpizzle91 1
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he is being sarcastic, he actually was doing that

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klsydggn 16
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^^...is your picture Selena Gomez?

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Junkie_Razor 20

^ Looks like it. Maybe it's her official FML profile or a guy with a thing for young girls.

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mk58 31
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No really, 87. *insert eyeroll*

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Vault_Boy 9
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That would've been their biggest blunder without a doubt!

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rhcpbeezy 0
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I love how this is phrased haha

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hellokittywhore 0

I agree i thing the wordings what made it just that much funnier!!! lmfao and #1 made me laugh really hard!! you rock

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PsYcHoSOADLaDy 0

Awesome, Dude, FYL! But there is lesson to be learned... There is a time and a place to play with yourself :P

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BigScott 13
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...and it's called college.

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cheese1756 0

. . .and it's called sarcasm

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jonmansheppard 9
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anytime, anywhere XD

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loled1337 0
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why would you do that in the first place? ydi for being naked on the couch touching yourself when you knew you were going to have a roommate.

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SarahBearXoX 0
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obviously he didn't, and the ops room mate shouldve knocked

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caancoha 0
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You're a master at breaking the ice, OP. Congrats! I should invite you to some parties as a topic starter for cute girls.

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raptorjebus 0
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I see you are drinking mountain dew have fun lowering your sperm cout.

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Sweej 1

YDI for being a complete and NOT funny retard..

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thtnerdykid 0

Wait, So If You Didn't Do That, Why Is This An FML? idgi [This Comment Is Sarcastic]

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caancoha 0
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[Cont.] I hope you winked at him and moaned out, "I thought you should have a taste of the next year of your life" as you finished, got up, stroked his face, and shrugged on your robe.

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bsander 0
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Oh god, win

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mahree8mellos 0
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ROFLMAO!!!! Greatest comment ever, #9.

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liveBabylon 0

I'm a girl...I'm straight but this comment turns me on ahaha

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g7190g92 1
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#49: Me too haha I love the way this FML is written

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verlorenerFall 8
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I don't see what your being straight has Ro d with anything, or why you said "but" before making that statement. OP is a guy...

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mk58 31
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I would have been so unbelievably disgusted if I were the roommate... Probably enough to switch rooms.

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YouDeservedThat1 0
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Lmfao. YouDeservedThat1, man.

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