By InAnAwkwardSituation - 25/08/2011 05:26 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 273
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Did you shake Jeffrey Junior's hand?

NOWAYJOSE 14

Well, make friends with both of them!

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I hope you can change roommates!!

At least you passed that awkward moment of not knowing anyone

I love how OPs are now making puns "long semester" lol :D

How rude!! He didn't name his testicles!!

This'll be a fun year for you!!

At least OP won't be known as the weird one

Why change roommates? Jeffery Junior seems like a nice a guy. Sure he can firm sometimes, but he has loads of fun in him too.

well you now know y Mickey mouse is so fucked in the head

was he just trying to be funny or is he just weird? lol either way, goodluck man...u'll need it!

#48- No matter how hard I tried, I simply cannot find the point or relevancy of your comment.

yeah would have been like its nice to meet you both and shook their hands.

What's better than one roommate? Two roommates!!!!

I hope you are a girl.

Hm, I think Jeffrey Junior would be hard to get along with.

Haha that's jokes

yeah. It was nice of Jeffry to introduce OP to junior.

I hope his last name isn't Dahmers...

dont be a dick introduce yourself to his dick

if you dont introduce youself to his dick at least you know you have something incommon... you're both dicks!

I'd like to think that the OP is female, in which case things might turn out ok, but I don't think that they would mix genders in the same room, cause that seems like a recipe for babies and that would distract from studies.. So likely OP is a guy which makes it bad, unless OP is gay.

Fuck that. You should wife your roommate. Thats fucking awesome. No homo

132- You're trying too hard.

NOWAYJOSE 14

Well, make friends with both of them!

Sounds like you and Jr will get along great!

I know we all think this is funny but I'd hate to hear Jeffery jr. Getting a "work out" at midnight every night

Reminds me of jeffey off the ringer

Too good :D

Aw, Jeffery Jr. likes you! See? He's standing up!

He probably was just trying to play it off

Did you shake Jeffrey Junior's hand?

Your picture...hahahahahahaha

give each of the equal attention, dont pick favorites.

Way to ruin the joke..

82- I'm not sure what you just said, but it sounded really gay and it's pissing me off

psh, who moderated my comment? what I really meant was "I lol'd, 82"

I don't think he'd want to shake Jeffery seniors hand

Was Jeffrey Junior very "stiff in his seat"?

At least not the hand he was using.

Yeah, OP. You've got to be polite and properly introduce yourself to Jeffrey Junior.

Don't be a dick, be polite with both of them

He needs to stop dickin' around

What's a dick?

A dick is what your dad puts in his secretary while mom is away

Seriously #122 ?

Ever heard of Sarcasm? (:

You sure he wasn't pointing to the ant on the floor?

.... Is wrong with number 5?!?!

bitchtits?!? did i do it right?

C-C-C-Combo breaker!

Go away. Nobody likes a combo breaker.

Go away? You sound like my mom! Why are you like my mom?

You fail. I shall insult you.

*sniff sniff* FML commenters don't seem to like me OR my name. And you guys probibly don't like that I put or in all caps. I'm going to throw my sorrows into a Big Mac and XXL fries.

*sniff sniff* FML commenters don't seem to like me OR my name. And you guys probibly don't like that I put or in all caps. I'm going to throw my sorrows into a Big Mac and XXL fries.

*sniff sniff* FML commenters don't seem to like me OR my name. And you guys probibly don't like that I put or in all caps. I'm going to throw my sorrows into a Big Mac and XXL fries.

Sorry about the triple post...

Sorry about the triple post...

Sorry about the triple post...

Okay, I'm really sounding like a dumbass here. I'm just gonna take my inch pride and leave.

what an unoriginal name.

Says Jenny?

A long semester or a very "short" one?

imagine the all night "cramming" sessions...

It'll be a long "semenster"

Haha what the fuck?

Epic meal time FTW!

you better find a way to cope with this pronto.

just shove it in your mouth lol

How exactly does one find a way to "cope" with something like that?

I would have said something like, "Hi Jeffrey Jr. God, you're so small! Does your dad feed you?", and make the situation even more awkward.

I agree that it would be more awkward, but unfortunately, the chances of that happening are pretty slim. One of the main rules of men: Never look at another fellow man's "Device" and comment on it.

DEB, you're getting this wrong. See, this is something that I WOULD do. I'm not suggesting the OP to do the same thing... Unless he wants to. I won't judge.

Damn, I've been having a lot of misreads lately... Sorry. I think I need to sleep more. It's 3:16 AM. :(

Just a thought. What would you do if Jeffrey Jr turned out to be very well feed and healthy?

It wouldn't matter how big it is, you tell a guy his tool is inadequate and it will still shoot his self esteem to shits.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, is Jeffery Jr. a dwarf, he's so small!"

69 and I are in the same position here. *giggles*