By InAnAwkwardSituation - 25/08/2011 05:26 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML
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NOWAYJOSE 14

Well, make friends with both of them!

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brinagurl 1

I hope you can change roommates!!

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silver0jay 11

At least you passed that awkward moment of not knowing anyone

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xlord 27

I love how OPs are now making puns "long semester" lol :D

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flagg1888 3

How rude!! He didn't name his testicles!!

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CookieMonstr19 0

This'll be a fun year for you!!

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xDefendPopPunkx 14

Why change roommates? Jeffery Junior seems like a nice a guy. Sure he can firm sometimes, but he has loads of fun in him too.

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narf887 4

well you now know y Mickey mouse is so ****** in the head

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xoconnie 8

was he just trying to be funny or is he just weird? lol either way, goodluck man...u'll need it!

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BelleBelle_fml 11

#48- No matter how hard I tried, I simply cannot find the point or relevancy of your comment.

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scissorluvvv22 0

yeah would have been like its nice to meet you both and shook their hands.

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zbajis 7

What's better than one roommate? Two roommates!!!!

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Majstr 23

I hope you are a girl.

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coffeygirl12 14

Hm, I think Jeffrey Junior would be hard to get along with.

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xosportsgirl14x 8

He liked you.

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tj4234 35

yeah. It was nice of Jeffry to introduce OP to junior.

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scissorluvvv22 0

dont be a dick introduce yourself to his dick

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scissorluvvv22 0

if you dont introduce youself to his dick at least you know you have something incommon... you're both dicks!

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False_Stupidity 41

I'd like to think that the OP is female, in which case things might turn out ok, but I don't think that they would mix genders in the same room, cause that seems like a recipe for babies and that would distract from studies.. So likely OP is a guy which makes it bad, unless OP is gay.

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Ajaxxx 4

**** that. You should wife your roommate. Thats ******* awesome. No ****

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Amanyyyyyy 29

132- You're trying too hard.

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NOWAYJOSE 14

Well, make friends with both of them!

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kings1fan 6

Sounds like you and Jr will get along great!

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sskarma23 9

I know we all think this is funny but I'd hate to hear Jeffery jr. Getting a "work out" at midnight every night

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dsbs 9

Reminds me of jeffey off the ringer

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RainbowHeadache 2

Aw, Jeffery Jr. likes you! See? He's standing up!

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hemz_fml 13

He probably was just trying to play it off

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skinthesnakes 6

give each of the equal attention, dont pick favorites.

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Eggers 2

82- I'm not sure what you just said, but it sounded really gay and it's pissing me off

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Eggers 2

psh, who moderated my comment? what I really meant was "I lol'd, 82"

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partyfool2011 4

I don't think he'd want to shake Jeffery seniors hand

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chickenwalrus 14

Was Jeffrey Junior very "stiff in his seat"?

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ChloeChan97 0

At least not the hand he was using.

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Euronymous93 29

Yeah, OP. You've got to be polite and properly introduce yourself to Jeffrey Junior.

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MyMetalRomance 3

You sure he wasn't pointing to the ant on the floor?

flockz 19

bitchtits?!? did i do it right?

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ifailplzinsultme 0

C-C-C-Combo breaker!

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Go away. Nobody likes a combo breaker.

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Go away? You sound like my mom! Why are you like my mom?

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ifailplzinsultme 0

*sniff sniff* FML commenters don't seem to like me OR my name. And you guys probibly don't like that I put or in all caps. I'm going to throw my sorrows into a Big Mac and XXL fries.

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ifailplzinsultme 0

*sniff sniff* FML commenters don't seem to like me OR my name. And you guys probibly don't like that I put or in all caps. I'm going to throw my sorrows into a Big Mac and XXL fries.

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ifailplzinsultme 0

*sniff sniff* FML commenters don't seem to like me OR my name. And you guys probibly don't like that I put or in all caps. I'm going to throw my sorrows into a Big Mac and XXL fries.

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Sorry about the triple post...

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Sorry about the triple post...

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Sorry about the triple post...

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Okay, I'm really sounding like a dumbass here. I'm just gonna take my inch pride and leave.

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itsalanis 25

you better find a way to cope with this pronto.

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not_cool808 14

just shove it in your mouth lol

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

How exactly does one find a way to "cope" with something like that?

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yamatelle 19

I would have said something like, "Hi Jeffrey Jr. God, you're so small! Does your dad feed you?", and make the situation even more awkward.

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

I agree that it would be more awkward, but unfortunately, the chances of that happening are pretty slim. One of the main rules of men: Never look at another fellow man's "Device" and comment on it.

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yamatelle 19

DEB, you're getting this wrong. See, this is something that I WOULD do. I'm not suggesting the OP to do the same thing... Unless he wants to. I won't judge.

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Damn, I've been having a lot of misreads lately... Sorry. I think I need to sleep more. It's 3:16 AM. :(

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StopDropNRoll 11

Just a thought. What would you do if Jeffrey Jr turned out to be very well feed and healthy?

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hotPinklipstick 24

It wouldn't matter how big it is, you tell a guy his tool is inadequate and it will still shoot his self esteem to *****.

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loserman67 35

"Oh, I'm so sorry, is Jeffery Jr. a dwarf, he's so small!"

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yamatelle 19

69 and I are in the same position here. *giggles*

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