Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband making out with another woman in our couch. When I gave him the mother of all verbal lashings, he asked me, “Oh, you didn’t get my text?” The fucker actually announced he wanted a divorce over text message. He was serious. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my husband cheating red-handed, in bed with the other woman. His reaction was, “I was just joking!” and asked the other woman what she was doing here, and asked her to leave. Seriously? FML
Today, I sat my husband down for a talk for him to stop going to his female coworker’s house until 1-2am. He insists they’re doing work projects. He became so offended that I thought otherwise that he thrashed the entire living room, stomped out of the house, and slammed the door, completely dislodging it. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
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Top comments
WellThatWasRude 27
Slam the door shut on your marriage. I'm sorry OP, you don't deserve that.
aukaylaheath 16
I'm so sorry. You deserve SO much better. What a douche!
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Comments (110)
alyciawatkins37 13
That's sickening. So sorry to hear.
princerobertjr 4
Maybe you should have cut his tongue out
toaster87 19
Just practicing for you, obviously.
freer14 12
Don't you knock!
cheeeksss 29
If they're married, they share the same bedroom (usually). So why should she knock to enter her own room?
HoboMeth 36
He deserves more than a divorce
StarkWolf_fml 23
wow what a scumbag
StarkWolf_fml 23
Best of luck to you & everything you get in the divorce.
Soundslikeothers 15
lol at all these "You don't deserve this" comments. this is just one side of the story. What if OP is a **** and cheated on him, what if she is mad they started without her, or she wasn't invited. Downvote me to hell but you know I'm right.
khoov19 20
I agree. ..there is always a second side ti each story. ...but with tht being said this isn't the people's court and we inly have one side and in light if that...yes her lufe sux
Dick_diamond 22
Never interrupt a man's meal.. Seriously, though. It's time for a serious evaluation of this marriage, OP.
janfleury 19
I'm so sorry OP. You deserve so much better. He spoke loud and clear his position on what happened. Now get a lawyer and speak loud and clear that you get 1/2 of everything and that you deserve someone that is a real man and not a cheating asshat.
khoov19 20
1/2 of everything huh...wht if they got together after he had his nd all she did was enjoy what he had done to earn it...if it was here m tht walked in on her he would get half of what...so in fairness and in the thought of equality you sould only get what you bring abd split what you made together. ..end of story...no more no less
lil_ham1644 29
You obviously don't understand how a lot of divorces work.