Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband making out with another woman in our couch. When I gave him the mother of all verbal lashings, he asked me, “Oh, you didn’t get my text?” The fucker actually announced he wanted a divorce over text message. He was serious. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my husband cheating red-handed, in bed with the other woman. His reaction was, “I was just joking!” and asked the other woman what she was doing here, and asked her to leave. Seriously? FML
Today, I sat my husband down for a talk for him to stop going to his female coworker’s house until 1-2am. He insists they’re doing work projects. He became so offended that I thought otherwise that he thrashed the entire living room, stomped out of the house, and slammed the door, completely dislodging it. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
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Top comments
WellThatWasRude 27
Slam the door shut on your marriage. I'm sorry OP, you don't deserve that.
aukaylaheath 16
I'm so sorry. You deserve SO much better. What a douche!
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Comments (110)
snuffyTHEbear 23
Ouch.
militarybrat 21
Im a swinger so i would ask to join in, but if i didnt know about it? Hell no.
Witchylady 18
Slam the door back in his face. And in your marriage and don't look back. So sorry she had to see that.
mywolfie 10
I'm so sorry but seriously get out of that marriage. that level of uncaring is really scary.
Tsukiyomi 16
Worthless trash
Shuttey 4
Eatin' ain't cheatin'.
vandahalas_fml 11
ouchh
drealex360 5
You shoulda turnt into "Lionel Richie's ex wife" and commence to whoopin both they asses!!
Hop6e 22
Take him for everything in the divorce. Jackass. That's just sick, I am SOO sorry. I hope everything is resolved for the better and you come out knowing how much better you deserve.
emilyjaynemarie 13
OP, you better have flipped shit on him! sounds like he doesn't even have a heart. I truly hope you left him because you KNOW you deserve better.