Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband making out with another woman in our couch. When I gave him the mother of all verbal lashings, he asked me, “Oh, you didn’t get my text?” The fucker actually announced he wanted a divorce over text message. He was serious. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my husband cheating red-handed, in bed with the other woman. His reaction was, “I was just joking!” and asked the other woman what she was doing here, and asked her to leave. Seriously? FML
Today, I sat my husband down for a talk for him to stop going to his female coworker’s house until 1-2am. He insists they’re doing work projects. He became so offended that I thought otherwise that he thrashed the entire living room, stomped out of the house, and slammed the door, completely dislodging it. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
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WellThatWasRude 27
Slam the door shut on your marriage. I'm sorry OP, you don't deserve that.
aukaylaheath 16
I'm so sorry. You deserve SO much better. What a douche!
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Comments (110)
Rinat_fml 26
It happens, OP... No matter how much love you give them. I'm very sorry for what happened, but I just want to say - be strong, try to forget him and never forgive! What he did was way out of line and not acceptable!
SpartyOnWayne 18
Nobody should have to deal with that kind of marriage, OP. Maybe it's time to consider your options
siggy_mcsigx 22
What. The. Hell. I am so sorry!
keiNan_fml 35
You deserve better man. He is a jerk.
Exaspera 55
Nail the door shut and don't let them out.
sunnyray812 42
Kick down that door and take some pictures as evidence for the courtroom if you decide to divorce.
creatureman 14
If she decides to divorce? I would kick him out that night.
sunnyray812 42
The reason I said it is because not every married couple divorces when one cheats. Some try to work through it. It all depends on what this couple wants to do.
BlameTheOwls 14
If he's slamming the door on her when he gets caught, I don't think this is a one-time indiscretion. He obviously has no remorse for his actions and, personally, that would make the relationship unsalveagable for me.
sunnyray812 42
#76 I'd be done with the marriage, too, but I don't personally know this couple, so I'm keeping it as an if unless the OP puts a followup saying otherwise.
thejonac 21
that asshole isn't worth any more of your devotion. he slammed the door after cheating on you? divorce that piece of shit. you deserve a man who treats you well and respects you. not a cheating bastard.
SubparAtBest 23
*Anger from own relationships intensifies*
mustangbravo 27
Divorce his ass. Slam the door on his life.
WhatHappenedToIt 22
I would've gotten the hose or a bucket of water and dumped it on them lol. That will kill the mood for sure.
Miss_Whipped 43
This is the second comment I've seen so far about obtaining a bucket of water, something something, soaking the cheating significant other, yada yada. Now... Just where do you live where you have access to a bucket of water on the spot? A janitor's closet?
SubparAtBest 23
its a pretty common itwm so.. id assume they live in homes.
HighasaCloud 46
Is your husband Hank Rearden?