Today, I sat my husband down for a talk for him to stop going to his female coworker’s house until 1-2am. He insists they’re doing work projects. He became so offended that I thought otherwise that he thrashed the entire living room, stomped out of the house, and slammed the door, completely dislodging it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum about how “men are allowed to have female friends”, smashed stuff in the living room, for him to storm out and slam the door, making the house tremble. All I did was tell him that his friendship with his secretary made me uncomfortable. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, I called my husband when his shift at work ended to talk about what we needed to do this weekend. He got angry and asked if he could have "five goddamn minutes" after work to get home and change before I started "throwing the fucking to do list at me." FML
Today, my husband referred to me as his “roommate” when I came home from work and saw his female coworker here for a visit. The one he has “work conversations” with at 11 pm. I've talked to him about it and he tells me I’m being paranoid and unreasonable. FML
Today, I told my husband to stop his friendship with our neighbor’s 17 year-old daughter. They claim they just play video games together, but lately he’s been uninterested in sex and barely shows me any affection. He vehemently said, “It’s not like we’re fucking or anything! Chill!” and stormed out of the house. FML
Today, I was sick and tired of my husband talking to his female friend from high school all the time. They reconnected after 7 years and have been talking non-stop day and night, to the point of neglecting the marriage. I told him it was either me or her. He took off his ring and kicked me out of our house. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML
Today, I was arguing with my husband about a girl. Ever since he met this person, he’s been neglecting our marriage. He says they’re just friends. I forcefully grabbed his phone, blocked all her socials, and deleted her number. He got so mad that he said he wanted a divorce and stormed out of our house. FML
Today, my husband typed in my work Teams Chat, “FUCK THIS JOB I QUIT” while I was away from my desk. All this because he’s still jealous of my and a male coworker’s friendship. I was terminated. He showed no remorse for what he did and told me to find another job where I won’t “slut around.” FML
Today, I got mad at my wife for giving her male coworker a ride home. I know nothing went on with them because I tracked her phone, I’m mad that he offered her a job in the business he’s starting, because she’ll be making a LOT more money than me. FML
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FluffythePink 23
He's pissed that you figured it out. Go find a decent divorce lawyer. You'll A, never entirely trust him again. B, that temper really isn't safe to be in the same relationship with and C, he clearly thinks he can treat you like an idiot without you having a problem with it.
Jall8089 9
He’s acting offended because he’s busted.
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FluffythePink 23
He's pissed that you figured it out. Go find a decent divorce lawyer. You'll A, never entirely trust him again. B, that temper really isn't safe to be in the same relationship with and C, he clearly thinks he can treat you like an idiot without you having a problem with it.
Jall8089 9
He’s acting offended because he’s busted.
Hangryko 32
Take photos of what he did to your home. Get a divorce lawyer immediately. Secure your home with the lawyer so that your husband has to vacate ASAP for your safety, if that's possible. Look into getting a restraining order; you may need to press charges. Do all this with your safety in mind.
cpguru24 18
Get out now. Even if remotely (and I mean some deserted star in another galaxy remotely) he is not doing anything wrong, to have that kind of reaction with a significant other is very red flag of him. Get out and thank your lucky stars.
varren 3
tell him .. that you don’t appreciate that behavior.. and you don’t like him staying late.. and you WILL leave him.. if he does it again.. and you don’t deserve this..