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lolatmylovelife - 11/06/2015 20:51 - United States - Del Valle

Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML

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Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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Classic Dave

Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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Sorry

Anonymous - 23/09/2013 18:06 - United States - Olympia

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

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Florida man

Divorced - 30/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I walked in on my husband making out with another woman in our couch. When I gave him the mother of all verbal lashings, he asked me, “Oh, you didn’t get my text?” The fucker actually announced he wanted a divorce over text message. He was serious. FML

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Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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What a wanker

no action Jackson - 27/09/2020 20:02 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML

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Breaking news

Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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Nice try

Patricia89 - 22/01/2022 22:59

Today, I came home early from work and caught my husband cheating red-handed, in bed with the other woman. His reaction was, “I was just joking!” and asked the other woman what she was doing here, and asked her to leave. Seriously? FML

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It's sus to us

Clean up time - 15/11/2023 08:00

Today, I sat my husband down for a talk for him to stop going to his female coworker’s house until 1-2am. He insists they’re doing work projects. He became so offended that I thought otherwise that he thrashed the entire living room, stomped out of the house, and slammed the door, completely dislodging it. FML

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MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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WellThatWasRude 27

Friday 12 June 2015 7:04

Slam the door shut on your marriage. I'm sorry OP, you don't deserve that.

aukaylaheath 16

Friday 12 June 2015 7:03

I'm so sorry. You deserve SO much better. What a douche!

spudnut 4

Saturday 20 June 2015 5:08

I hope you kicked his ass after that

Biker187 13

Monday 22 June 2015 17:33

Wait a minute, didn't you threaten him with, When you're done with her you best be able to do the same to me if not then you're going to meet bobbit.

Darkshadow64 9

Saturday 27 June 2015 21:06

Oh he'll no

samantha49p 11

Sunday 19 July 2015 19:29

That's some ****** up shit.

Yrel 3

Friday 24 July 2015 8:12

You deserve so much better than that son of a bitch. I'm so sorry that that happened to you

freakinduck 6

Friday 13 November 2015 20:52

He probably wasn't finished.

deejflat 17

Tuesday 15 December 2015 20:42

That's horrible. Him slamming the door basically means a threesome is out of the question. Time to be single

megnifique 14

Monday 4 April 2016 21:32

beat the crap out of that hoe - burn his items... Remove his member.... you know, do crazy shit - or is that just me? You go girl!

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Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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Today, as a high school English teacher, I had to read submissions for a writing contest. The entries were filled with words like "irregardless", "could of", "acrost", and "ain't". These papers were supposedly written by the best students in the school. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

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