Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband making out with another woman in our couch. When I gave him the mother of all verbal lashings, he asked me, “Oh, you didn’t get my text?” The fucker actually announced he wanted a divorce over text message. He was serious. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my husband cheating red-handed, in bed with the other woman. His reaction was, “I was just joking!” and asked the other woman what she was doing here, and asked her to leave. Seriously? FML
Today, I sat my husband down for a talk for him to stop going to his female coworker’s house until 1-2am. He insists they’re doing work projects. He became so offended that I thought otherwise that he thrashed the entire living room, stomped out of the house, and slammed the door, completely dislodging it. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
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Top comments
WellThatWasRude 27
Slam the door shut on your marriage. I'm sorry OP, you don't deserve that.
aukaylaheath 16
I'm so sorry. You deserve SO much better. What a douche!
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Comments (110)
S_Gnu 17
Sounds like a Texan male (second time this week!)
vikky538 29
He handed his ass over right to your hand divorce him and make him your bitch.
GambinoX 5
BRUH WHAT!!! whoop his ass and that bitch he ******* I tell you what throw some hot grits on They ass
Mossygirl357 12
You should pack up your stuff and leave. Then just give everything away.
Krwman 8
Well, obviously he was trying to concentrate on the task at hand. In the meantime you have the goods to make sure that he ends up with only on sock out of every pair.
Manic1 13
Should have grabbed a camera and taken some pictures and maybe use in your upcoming divorce
S_Gnu 17
Unfortunately infidelity doesn't really do anything to help your case during legal proceedings.
Manic1 13
Infidelity is grounds for divorce, evidence helps.
militarybrat 21
82 not in a majority of states, actually. My sister looked it up. Even in Nevada if you can believe it.
A_Net_70 7
Wtf!!! I would kick his ass out or pack my bags and leave that's not acceptable was an ass!! I hate cheaters men or women cheaters Suck!!! And don't deserve your love! Leave and don't look back
joelgoode 6
The ham ness.
AnaTod 9
You walk back in there and stab that cinema bitch
ycerv 3
if that was me I would have went to jail for murder