Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband making out with another woman in our couch. When I gave him the mother of all verbal lashings, he asked me, “Oh, you didn’t get my text?” The fucker actually announced he wanted a divorce over text message. He was serious. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my husband cheating red-handed, in bed with the other woman. His reaction was, “I was just joking!” and asked the other woman what she was doing here, and asked her to leave. Seriously? FML
Today, I sat my husband down for a talk for him to stop going to his female coworker’s house until 1-2am. He insists they’re doing work projects. He became so offended that I thought otherwise that he thrashed the entire living room, stomped out of the house, and slammed the door, completely dislodging it. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
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Top comments
WellThatWasRude 27
Slam the door shut on your marriage. I'm sorry OP, you don't deserve that.
aukaylaheath 16
I'm so sorry. You deserve SO much better. What a douche!
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Comments (110)
sailorarctic 22
That door would have been coming off its hinges if it were me OP...right after I went and got the shotgun from the office.
speakfreely 21
Sometimes I wonder if all of these are real because some of these post are just absolutely horrible. Sorry op
Patstarr 6
take everything he has then shut his bank account
militarybrat 21
Yeahhh thats illegal. She could get in to a LOT of trouble.
Etweens96 25
Slam the door open and kick his ass out! You deserve better than that loser!!!
pinque 19
At least he finishes what he starts
dangousity 21
Must have been pretty good
itsmechardonnay 5
This can't be real. If it is, I hope.you immediately opened that door and literally beat the shit out of both of them.
the_real_dvd 21
Well I guess you won't be cooking since he's already eaten.
esca6angel 16
divorce time
Tannasgh 22
Wanna get revenge...