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Uhhh...no. I would never let anyone borrow my car even if they have a clean record. I paid for it and it's way too valuable. I would only let someone drive my car if I was in the passenger seat and was not physically able to drive. I don't mind helping someone out and driving them somewhere, but they don't get to drive, let alone borrow it.
Amen!!
16, maybe it was directed to the woman with the speeding tickets, implying that she's selfish for calling someone offensive titles when they wouldn't lend her their car. Maybe.
I'm glad nobody asks to borrow my helicopter! :3
92- Can I get an Amen. Haliula
I might be the only one but I liked OP's creative way of censoring the curse words.
My pirate ship is really precious, no1 but me navigates it.
Maybe #1 was trying to be sarcastic...
135 - you obviously haven't been here long...
OMG. Are you ser¡ous? That's terr¡ble!
136 - Win...
Okay. I could've swore the first time this was posted it was normal. Then yesterday the i's in this fml were replaced by upside down exclamation marks. Now they're normal. Am I crazy? Or does everyone see this?
ino right
Sounds like she's the "*****, demon, piece of shit and disrespectful bitch" fyl op.. She doesn't deserve to borrow your car..
No she deserves to be smacked. Not to mention, OP.... All those make you a succubus. Congrats. :)
If you change the order of the letters in mother-in-law you get woman hitler
Awesome!!
That is a funny name
Haha that's going to become my new favorite
punch her in the stomach, shut the old hag up
Now you know what she thinks of you. Aren't you glad you told her no?
Why does it matter though? The speeding ticket goes toward her and affects her license. They dont give a ticket to your car. Common sense
COMMON SENSE YO!!
What if she gets a parking ticket and not a speeding ticket? What if she gets in a wreck while speeding? It goes on the OP's insurance.
10 - What good is OP not getting the speeding ticket if the car is wrecked as a result of this speeding?
Most Common cause of accidents, speeding! Didn't think that one all the way through...
I received a notice from Dept. of Motor Vehicles when someone got a ticket while driving a car registered in my name, had to make sure they went to court and/or paid the fine, otherwise, I was responsible. SO, don't let that reckless bitch drive your car!!
Yes that's true, but it also means that she's more likely to get in an accident and by the sounds of it will prob not want to pay for the damages. :(
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If you change the order of the letters in mother-in-law you get woman hitler
Sounds like she's the "*****, demon, piece of shit and disrespectful bitch" fyl op.. She doesn't deserve to borrow your car..