Selfish much??

Uhhh...no. I would never let anyone borrow my car even if they have a clean record. I paid for it and it's way too valuable. I would only let someone drive my car if I was in the passenger seat and was not physically able to drive. I don't mind helping someone out and driving them somewhere, but they don't get to drive, let alone borrow it.

Amen!!

16, maybe it was directed to the woman with the speeding tickets, implying that she's selfish for calling someone offensive titles when they wouldn't lend her their car.

Maybe.

27, I don't think so. But, you know he only posted two words to get first. There needs to be like a 10 letter minimum so people don't go saying, "first!" Everybody who does that can kiss my ass.

I'm glad nobody asks to borrow my helicopter! :3

Fudge I thought your reply was to number one. Well still take what I said into consideration. I also hate anti flood. Very much. I hope they take it off. Have a nice day:)

92- Can I get an Amen. Haliula

I might be the only one but I liked OP's creative way of censoring the curse words.

30- then they would write the word "first" ten times

My pirate ship is really precious, no1 but me navigates it.

I like the upside down exclamation points(:

Maybe #1 was trying to be sarcastic...

135 - you obviously haven't been here long...

OMG. Are you ser¡ous? That's terr¡ble!

136 - Win...

Okay. I could've swore the first time this was posted it was normal. Then yesterday the i's in this fml were replaced by upside down exclamation marks. Now they're normal. Am I crazy? Or does everyone see this?

ino right

Sounds like she's the "whore, demon, piece of shit and disrespectful bitch" fyl op.. She doesn't deserve to borrow your car..

And time to smack a bitch as well op..

I agree with the first comment, but don't you think her husband might get a little mad if she slapped the Mother in Law? :)

True.. But it would be worth it.. Haha

¡ Completely agree w¡th you. Her behav¡or was completely ¡rrat¡onal.
What a bitch.

No she deserves to be smacked. Not to mention, OP.... All those make you a succubus. Congrats. :)

If my mother called my wife whore, I'd be the first to pimp slap my mom!

And her son says nothing? Sounds like a lovely woman. Or something -.-

Does the son even know?

I would think he does. As it's his mum. And usually if a moter in law acts like this it wont be the only time, or even first time.. Unless op dont tell him..

If you change the order of the letters in mother-in-law you get woman hitler

Awesome!!

That fits perfectly!!

That is a funny name

Haha that's going to become my new favorite

Got that off a rage face meme, nice.

That was extremely clever. *claps*

punch her in the stomach, shut the old hag up

Yeah, that would definitely solve all of their problems. Good solution.

That wouldn't make OP any better then her mother in law.

Kick her in the ass as hard as you can and see how fast she can fly!

Yea plz

Now you know what she thinks of you. Aren't you glad you told her no?

Get in the car and LEAVE!!!

Why does it matter though? The speeding ticket goes toward her and affects her license. They dont give a ticket to your car. Common sense

COMMON SENSE YO!!

What if she gets a parking ticket and not a speeding ticket? What if she gets in a wreck while speeding? It goes on the OP's insurance.

That's not a common sense comment. It's common sense to know a common sense comment.

10 - What good is OP not getting the speeding ticket if the car is wrecked as a result of this speeding?

Most Common cause of accidents, speeding! Didn't think that one all the way through...

It's not about her getting the ticket, it's about what the speeding tickets suggest about her recklessness when driving.

I received a notice from Dept. of Motor Vehicles when someone got a ticket while driving a car registered in my name, had to make sure they went to court and/or paid the fine, otherwise, I was responsible. SO, don't let that reckless bitch drive your car!!

10- You dum- never mind. SIGH.

Yes that's true, but it also means that she's more likely to get in an accident and by the sounds of it will prob not want to pay for the damages. :(

Tell her too ride her broom

LMAO!

You sir, are full of win

Well I did spill my soup all over my gray genitals. The worst part was that it was chicken noodle and I couldn't figure out which one was my penis!!!!