Today, I heard on television that a body was found in my city's water reservoir. Word is that it was dead for over a week. I've been drinking and showering with that water. FML
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Mathalamus
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There are worse things in the water. The water treatment plants do tend to filter out shit. Literally.
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pattyfurg
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Let's hope you have a great filtration system
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thatguy1531
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That's hot
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Snickers4
| 16
Ok what the fuck
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GokuSS400
| 18
#1 is a confirmed necrophiliac
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thealtairahad
| 11
So has everyone else in your town OP
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SpartanMerc
| 18
I'm sure everyone has been using it for that. I guess the OP is special because he knows about FML.
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pattyfurg
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Let's hope you have a great filtration system
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Phantomsnake
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Or you'll be a zombie in a few weeks.
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TeacherTeacher
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You know the water is purified, right?
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tarlax
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More like putrefied.
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crudeandrudeguy
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Ha. 7 FTW
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tyler_the_asiann
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Better pray to god you have a good filter
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gamermonster
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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UUUHQ
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I hope that they at least filter it and if they don't I bet you're going to pay an arm and a leg to get one
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Mathalamus
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There are worse things in the water. The water treatment plants do tend to filter out shit. Literally.
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Sir_Cow
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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MikaykayUnicorn
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And there's bad grammar in your comment, what was your point in stating the obvious?
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Sir_Cow
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Then why the hell did you fell the need to post something obvious? Everybody knows that a water treatment plant filters shit out, kinda why we have them. Your comment is even more obvious than mine, smart-ass.
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Sir_Cow
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Also, I thought the reply was the comments original poster.
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BoxFullOfLazy
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The water goes through treatment before it reaches your tap. Otherwise you'd also be drinking and bathing in fish poop and algae.
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aminehs
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There are always unhealthy stuff in water reservoirs, such as rust and probably small sneaky animals. No harm done
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murph_fml
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Meh, it happens all the time. One body in millions and millions of gallons of water isn't so bad. Shit, in Pennsylvania, they pour fracking fluid right into the river to get rid of it.