By Ready to break up - 8/1/2021 05:01 - United States - Hesperia

Smells like victory

Today, my girlfriend and her best friend have been in a contest to see who can go the longest without showering. They’ve just hit day 22. They smell so bad, I can’t stand to be in the same room with them anymore. I'm really about to dump her. FML
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By  jfigley  |  5

How old are they? Its still gross but if they are in their teens or early 20s I can see that. They sound like bunch of kids. Tell her you aren't happy and if they don't stop the foolishness, leave her until she grows up a bit....

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By  jfigley  |  5

How old are they? Its still gross but if they are in their teens or early 20s I can see that. They sound like bunch of kids. Tell her you aren't happy and if they don't stop the foolishness, leave her until she grows up a bit....