Twinned

By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 20:01

Today, I realized my boyfriend is a little too much like my ex, who passed away 6 years ago. Some days, it's as if I'm dating his personality doppleganger. FML

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You deserved it 298

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Same thing different taste

Coinkidink?

By Anonymous - 17/11/2015 10:20 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML

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You deserved it 2 339

Well Played

By redhead - 06/07/2017 22:30 - United States - Lima

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML

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You deserved it 423

Living a lie

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 11:01

Today, I realized I'm very much in love with my old boyfriend. I got married to someone else a few months ago, who I also very much love. FML

I agree, your life sucks 293

You deserved it 1 175

He has a type

By Anonymous - 10/06/2023 03:00

Today, I looked up my current boyfriend's ex's TikTok, and I realized how much I look like her. So now I'm wondering if he's only dating me to get over her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 331

You deserved it 498

Stop going on about it

By Msrebound - 05/07/2017 20:00

Today, even my 11-year-old noticed how much my boyfriend constantly reminisces about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 606

By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 553

You deserved it 5 195

By theuglyone - 14/11/2016 19:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 133

You deserved it 829

Friends?

By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

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You deserved it 83

By life sucks - 20/05/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 769

You deserved it 5 080

By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 522

You deserved it 3 389

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 11 July 2020 21:09

Sounds like you have a type!

tounces7 27

Sunday 12 July 2020 9:01

As long as he didn't pass away during a gang war with a rival druglord, I don't see the issue here.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 11 July 2020 20:12

So, are you going to have to kill this one and make it look like an accident... again?

tounces7 27

Sunday 12 July 2020 18:34

Damn you think OP is Hillary Clinton or what?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 11 July 2020 21:09

Sounds like you have a type!

genuinegoodguy 9

Sunday 12 July 2020 1:05

That’s a little bit scary

tounces7 27

Sunday 12 July 2020 9:01

As long as he didn't pass away during a gang war with a rival druglord, I don't see the issue here.

diraven 15

Monday 13 July 2020 23:52

Call an exorcist

Gemfez 15

Tuesday 14 July 2020 0:58

In your defence, a lot of us guys have similar characteristics.

jfigley 5

Tuesday 14 July 2020 21:14

Thats kinda funny. Extension of the previous relationship????

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Twinned

Same thing different taste

Coinkidink?

Well Played

Living a lie

He has a type

Stop going on about it

Friends?

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