By 8 Legs plus 1 - United Kingdom


  Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She went to the bathroom momentarily, only to be greeted by a 'huge' spider, which disappeared under a cabinet. Due to her chronic arachnophobia, this instantly turned her off and caused her paranoia all night. I essentially got cock-blocked by a spider. FML
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By  julfunky  |  29

You should’ve found that bitch ass spider and destroyed it. Would have instantly turned her on, being a hero and all. Unless, of course, this was all a ruse and you’re the one who actually freaked out.