Spider-Maaaaaaan

By 8 Legs plus 1 - 08/05/2020 14:00 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She went to the bathroom momentarily, only to be greeted by a 'huge' spider, which disappeared under a cabinet. Due to her chronic arachnophobia, this instantly turned her off and caused her paranoia all night. I essentially got cock-blocked by a spider. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 847
You deserved it 257

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thats when you hunt it and kill it because what else are you gonna do certainly not your girlfriend

julfunky 29

You should’ve found that bitch ass spider and destroyed it. Would have instantly turned her on, being a hero and all. Unless, of course, this was all a ruse and you’re the one who actually freaked out.

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thats when you hunt it and kill it because what else are you gonna do certainly not your girlfriend

Yet she weaves a tangled web of lies. How ironic!

Mathalamus 24

Maybe you should try thinking of others. Who cares what you think?

Pot; meet kettle.

dancingcats 5

boohoo. your SO needed to comforted instead of having intercourse. grow up!

julfunky 29

You should’ve found that bitch ass spider and destroyed it. Would have instantly turned her on, being a hero and all. Unless, of course, this was all a ruse and you’re the one who actually freaked out.