Wanted: New Friends - FML

Wanted: New Friends

By FML Videos - 29/08/2018 19:30

What's the worst your friends ever did?

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real life problems 26

Wednesday 29 August 2018 22:00

He turned him into a unicorn

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 30 August 2018 1:10

When plungers attack Mr. clean is the first victim 😂🤣🤣

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real life problems 26

Wednesday 29 August 2018 22:00

He turned him into a unicorn

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 30 August 2018 1:10

When plungers attack Mr. clean is the first victim 😂🤣🤣

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Today, my girlfriend was on top in reverse cowgirl. After she orgasmed, all I heard was, "Oh fuck" and she clenched her butt to try stop, but it was too late, she shot diarrhoea up my stomach, chest and neck. The only reason I didn’t get any in my mouth was because it all got caught in my beard. FML

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Today, on my first day as a community support officer, a 7-foot meathead in the middle of a domestic argument told me to “piss off shorty”, and when I asked him not to swear at me, he picked me up one-handed and threw me in a builder's skip full of mud and wet cement. FML

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Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch, he looked down at my chest and said, "I can't wait for the day that these produce milk." We've only been dating a few months, and I have no intention of lactating anytime soon. FML

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Today, my 3-year-old pooped his pants in a public bathroom. As I was squatting down, doing my best to clean poop off of his legs and the floor, a wasp flew up my pant leg. I was stung four times before I danced it out of my pants. FML

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Today, I gave my sister a stun gun for her birthday since she recently had a couple "close calls" walking home from work late at night. She was so excited and thankful that she wanted to express her gratitude by shocking me to see if it really worked. FML

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Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML

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Today, my uncle is on vacation with his friend, who sent us a video of their hotel room. He captured a glimpse of my uncle in the shower. Naked. This can't be unseen. FML

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