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Now that's just nasty.
if that's your real pic and you're only 17 ,all I could say is DAAAAAMN.
"Just 17?" WTF are you talking about? I know fourteen years-old girls with a body like that.
Sorry for not checking all her biography, I just replied to what the guy before me said.
I've never seen four different streams happen, just two, but I feel your pain. Freakin hate when that happens, and it never makes any sense to me when it does happen.
how the hell is pee able to split into streams
If a guy isn't circumcised and doesn't pull back the skin when he's peeing, the piss actually changes direction depending on how the skin is 'positioned' at the time, and like OP's incident, can actually split into a few streams.
Oh really? I just thought if a guy had a boner and he tried to pee that would happen.
It's happened to us all-guys I mean!
13 I'm unsure but I know if a guy just came then the chance are high he will have a problem peeing. kind of like "Me, Myself, and Irene" not that bad but that does happen too. pee with it facing the toilet but shot away lol.
it's cause he didn't clean up after he jizzed. You're supposed to pee after or else it can... "harden" I guess would be the word then it separates the stream. Only temporary for a second or two though. Idk if there's another reason this could happen but this is the only one I know of.
Guys, you're all wrong! Clearly someone took an uzi to his penis and it's full of bullet holes!
I'll bet that all the YDI's are from women.
Yeah, it also happnens if he doesn't squeeze out the last drop after watching internet **** before bed and it hardens overnight.
it doesn't have to be after you **** sometimes the tip just dries out causing it to stick together
Ughh.. you guys have managed to make penises sound revolting :P
guys can't pee when they have a full boner. their bladder shuts down.
#115 im sure your bladder doesnt shut down when you have a boner, the canal just closes up or something like that. if your bladder had just shut down well then that would be a problem.
Trying to piss acuratly with morning wood is like trying to aim a rocketship downward
Having a Prince Albert piercing can do that to your stream as well.
Hahahhaa omg #113 trust me, they're a lot more interesting than piss going in different directions.
Did any one of them hit you?
haha sad to be a guy :)
well atleast guys don't have to sit on public toilets when taking a piss.
yuck too much lotion it seems
Have fun cleaning!
Yeh this sites screwing up. Like 3 of my comments have disappeared now, including the one you replied too.
He should join the circus! :D
I too agree WHOLEHEARTEDLY!
^win
You would brag to
^ win :) -I've done three different streams! -And I've done four!
Is it just my iPod screwing up, or is there two #1's?
you forgot to undo your zip.
it usually happens hours after you ****.
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I've never seen four different streams happen, just two, but I feel your pain. Freakin hate when that happens, and it never makes any sense to me when it does happen.
lucky bastard, this isn't an FML, you're just bragging