Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Privacy
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Bronies for life
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Are you OK?
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Experimentation
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
Top comments
katie_undead 11
That is actually the most disgusting thing I've heard today.
kass_marsh 16
Your brother needs some help...
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Comments (96)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Teenage years may be awkward, but that's a horrible thing to do.
robotscarecrow 3
He apparently doesn't have access to actual ****. The boy doesn't need "help", he's 15. He's a horny lil ****. It's normal. Sorry you walked in on him though. lol
writerchic85 26
Where does it say that he is 15? Guy could be 45 for all we know lol
thearronaut 10
He's jerking off to an advertisement about a disease that kills millions of women, and is horribly painful, invasive, and permanently life-altering. I don't know if you've noticed, but thanks to the internet, **** is now free. He could certainly find a much less morbid and more satisfying spank bank somewhere else.
Zebediabolical 45
Sometimes a great boob is just a great boob.
writerchic85 26
I'm not disputing that I'm just wondering where it says he's 15. It just says "my brother" it doesn't specify an age. If he is a teenager I would be less disturbed than if he was and adult because then I would definitely be worried it's a fetish.
Zebediabolical 45
I don't see why it would matter if it were a fetish. So long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, does it really matter how people get their rocks off? I'll admit that I'm disgusted by some things people do to each other. But I will never kinkshame them behind it.
NthDakotaBeaches 12
Maybe a little bit too aware...
I_own_a_dog 11
Maybe the brother is 12 and learning his body still and doesn't fully understand that's wrong? I think OP should just talk to her parents about it so they can explain to her brother why that's wrong.
crandel 11
How's it wrong? He's masturbating to some ****, what's wrong about that? Sometimes you gotta make do with whatever source of ******* you have.
MarkTheMintMan 21
Why can't he look up **** like a normal person?
samlovesham1234 9
That is just so wrong on so many levels.
BLS77z 11
wtf
spatula232 25
To stop this from happening
bustyou 15
I guess he likes LUMPy milk
d00z3r 8
****, so gtfo.....